The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) II

Nismo89 · 12-11-2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"

onzedge · 12-11-2012, 02:02 PM

Finally -- Hall of Famers:

onzedge · 12-11-2012, 02:04 PM

More excellent Canadians:

onzedge · 12-11-2012, 02:05 PM

And more:

onzedge · 12-11-2012, 02:06 PM

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kenchan · 12-11-2012, 02:20 PM

goodpm, everyone.

been a hectic day so far trying to catch up to everything... im going to to back like 20pages to see wat you guys were up to.

brb!

JARblue · 12-11-2012, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

goodpm, everyone.

been a hectic day so far trying to catch up to everything... im going to to back like 20pages to see wat you guys were up to.

brb!

Hey there Mr. Premchan

kenchan · 12-11-2012, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

I'm not home much these days. Mostly working a lot, but crashing at friends' houses because things aren't great at home right now.
The place I've been crashing at a lot lately does not have wi-fi and it's in an area of spotty coverage for Verizon, so I'm pretty much cut off from the cyber world.
When I get to sit down at my desk, I make sure I check in with you guys and hand out some rape.

sorry to hear luna. hope the road smooths out for ya soon.

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Originally Posted by alcheng

alcheng's Agenda:

Pull out the steering lock fuse on Wed.

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Originally Posted by alcheng

But some members say the fuse box is pain in the neck to pull out... no?

mr.alcheng- nice DIY!

but so im guessing the fuse wasn't there from the getgo?

awesome.

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Originally Posted by ZMan8

Morning all. Just got to the office. Long morning filled with travel. Woke up at 5:30 left house at 6. arrived downtown at 7:10 for a meeting. Left downtown 8:10. Got to office 9:15

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2

goodpm, mr. zman- wow, that's a lot of driving for a tuesday. back to

ZZzzzz....

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Originally Posted by onzedge

For Mr. Kenchan:

hello, mr.onzedge.

wow, that's some nice looking burger!

is that the in-n-out burger?

(that we dont have in fatville?

)

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Well I need one to help with lowering my cholosterol in conjunction with diet changes and exercising.

it's all in the head, ms.pint. per my sig, i suggest first start by eating fresh produce, and cut down on total intake.

one mile per slice, 3miles per chicago slice.

(i can't talk.. i ate waay too much this weekend literally cleaning out the fridge.

) ooooph..

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Hey there Mr. Premchan

hello, mr.jar.

alcheng · 12-11-2012, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

goodpm, everyone.

been a hectic day so far trying to catch up to everything... im going to to back like 20pages to see wat you guys were up to.

brb!

Mr.kenchan... you've got a pile of pages in front of you...

meanwhile we are adding more....

Hope your hectic day will get over quickly...

alcheng · 12-11-2012, 02:33 PM

BTW.... nice description....

kenchan · 12-11-2012, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ZMan8

Us court of appeals said illinois ban on concealed weapons is unconstitutional.

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mr.zman- im not into guns, but wat does this mean for you?

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Originally Posted by alcheng

Mr.kenchan... you've got a pile of pages in front of you...

meanwhile we are adding more....

Hope your hectic day will get over quickly...

mr.alcheng - hahhha

thanks, my "hectic day" is nothing compared to people with true hectic days, i think, so no prob.

it's mostly just catching up on my work.

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Originally Posted by alcheng

BTW.... nice description....

hey i ordered a new deep freezer.

i should have this in my basement by end of the week.

if the delivery guys can help me carry it down the stairs they get extra tip.

no word yet from maytag on the replacement compressor. not even sure if their main warehouse even have stock. customer service lady said she has no way of checking parts inventory. thanks yet again, maytag!

you guys truely suck.

JARblue · 12-11-2012, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

hey i ordered a new deep freezer.

i should have this in my basement by end of the week.

if the delivery guys can help me carry it down the stairs they get extra tip.

no word yet from maytag on the replacement compressor. not even sure if their main warehouse even have stock. customer service lady said she has no way of checking parts inventory. thanks yet again, maytag!

you guys truely suck.

Glad to hear the Maytag is going bye bye

Party for Mr. Kenchan in about 34 posts

ZMan8 · 12-11-2012, 02:31 PM

Us court of appeals said illinois ban on concealed weapons is unconstitutional.

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kenchan · 12-11-2012, 02:51 PM

i sent mr. gale a cool gal rep. i fail.

GaleForce · 12-11-2012, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

i sent mr. gale a cool gal rep. i fail.

I'm an equal opportunity rep supporter.

12-11-2012, 02:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684737	Finally -- Hall of Famers: __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-11-2012, 02:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684737	More excellent Canadians: __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-11-2012, 02:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684737	And more: __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-11-2012, 02:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684737	Last: ( Click to show/hide ) __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-11-2012, 02:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
ZMan8 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 5,844 Drives: 10 370z 40th M6 Rep Power: 659	Us court of appeals said illinois ban on concealed weapons is unconstitutional. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2 __________________ 2010 370Z 40 Anniv., 6 MT \| Fast Intentions \| Swift Springs \| SPC \| Z1Motorsports \| JWM \| Redline Oils \| 35% Window Tint 2015 Mazda6 \| 370ZChicago: Chicago Area Cars & Coffee

12-11-2012, 02:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	goodpm, everyone. been a hectic day so far trying to catch up to everything... im going to to back like 20pages to see wat you guys were up to. brb!

12-11-2012, 02:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
alcheng A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 28,894 Drives: 2011 ZR PW w/Clutch Rep Power: 418353	BTW.... nice description....

12-11-2012, 02:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	i sent mr. gale a cool gal rep. i fail.

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