You know you own a 370Z when....

Christothep · 08-06-2014, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

Self-love is better than nothing.

DOOMMONKEY777 · 08-07-2014, 10:47 PM

Holy crap i completely forgot about this thread, srry everyone i have been very bizzy, i will do what ive sad just gimme some time.

Meantime,

Write some more guys/gals.

Ed_Collins · 08-08-2014, 01:10 AM

These are probably my favorite posts in this thread. Note that I've taken the liberty to correct the spelling errors, rephrased some of them for clarity, modified some of them for brevity, consistency, etc:

You know you own a Nissan 370z when...

...the local cops know you by your first name.
...you keep on driving by buildings with glass windows just to see the car's reflection.
...you sit in your garage instead of the porch so you can be next to it.
...you need to borrow other people's cars when you go to Costco.
...you have more photos of your car than you do of your children/pets.
...you find yourself looking back at it at least twice, each time you park and walk away.
...you realize everyone is always asking you what kind of Porsche your car is.
...you find yourself regularly taking the longer route to your destination.
...the parking spot you choose in the lot is always a corner spot protected on one side.
...you have difficulties staying under the speed limit.
...you realize that switching to Geico did not save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
...you believe that slogan "Ultimate Driving Machine" should belong to Nissan.
...you have to play Tetris with your groceries to get them to fit in the hatch.
...you and your friends are deciding on whose car to carpool in, and your car isn't even considered.
...your owner's manual & service manuals are the only "books" you've finished reading in a long time.
...you get into a Toyota Camry and it feels like an Olympic size swimming pool.
...you have numerous microfiber towels in your car and garage.
...you know what a microfiber towel is.

axmea? · 08-08-2014, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ed_collins

these are probably my favorite posts in this thread. Note that i've taken the liberty to correct the spelling errors, rephrased some of them for clarity, modified some of them for brevity, consistency, etc:

You know you own a nissan 370z when...

...the local cops know you by your first name.
...you keep on driving by buildings with glass windows just to see the car's reflection.
...you sit in your garage instead of the porch so you can be next to it.
...you need to borrow other people's cars when you go to costco.
...you have more photos of your car than you do of your children/pets.
...you find yourself looking back at it at least twice, each time you park and walk away.
...you realize everyone is always asking you what kind of porsche your car is.
...you find yourself regularly taking the longer route to your destination.
...the parking spot you choose in the lot is always a corner spot protected on one side.
...you have difficulties staying under the speed limit.
...you realize that switching to geico did not save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
...you believe that slogan "ultimate driving machine" should belong to nissan.
...you have to play tetris with your groceries to get them to fit in the hatch.
...you and your friends are deciding on whose car to carpool in, and your car isn't even considered.
...your owner's manual & service manuals are the only "books" you've finished reading in a long time.
...you get into a toyota camry and it feels like an olympic size swimming pool.
...you have numerous microfiber towels in your car and garage.
...you know what a microfiber towel is.

yup!

Ed_Collins · 08-08-2014, 01:43 AM

You know you own a Nissan 370z when...

...instead of accelerating after making your turns, you realize you can now accelerate into them.

...you find you're now ordering car wash and car wax by the barrel.

...you realize you're now comfortable in small, dark, enclosed spaces.

mishuko · 08-08-2014, 07:09 AM

You constantly whisper to your girlfriend/significant other sitting beside you 'race car'

grandpawmoses · 08-08-2014, 07:47 AM

The valets fight each other to see who gets to park your car

Mustang drivers look away from you when you stop at a red light beside them

Mustang drivers girlfriends look at you when you stop at a red light beside them

HEK · 08-08-2014, 08:44 AM

you get to feel like what a movie star feels...everyone stares at you

Tadpole · 08-08-2014, 10:21 AM

When asked at the drag strip "That's a V6 in your car? I reply "Yep and it's stock" Then the V8 pony guy walks away shaking his head.

kenchan · 08-08-2014, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed_Collins

You know you own a Nissan 370z when...

...instead of accelerating after making your turns, you realize you can now accelerate into them.
...you find you're now ordering car wash and car wax by the barrel.

...you realize you're now comfortable in small, dark, enclosed spaces.

really? that usually ends up in a not so ideal situation wrapped around a pole or tree or into church signs..

kenchan · 08-08-2014, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2xtreme1

DUDE, I fear one day the spring will brake..while in am Going inside the garage.
I witnessed it brake one day, and as soon as it pops especially when you're trying to open it, it will go down right away with nothing stoping it.
so, with that being said..I have a tendacy of entering the garage once it is halfway opened, enough for me to get in obviously.
I'm scared on day it will snap halfway and land on my Z

LOL

yah, ive actually witnessed a garage spring break... definitely not a good idea to be under the door while the garage door is opening (or closing for that matter).

i just wait it out until the garage door is fully open.

Tadpole · 08-08-2014, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

really? that usually ends up in a not so ideal situation wrapped around a pole or tree or into church signs..

I bet you drive 53 in a 55 mph zone in the left lane because it's the right thing to do.

grandpawmoses · 08-08-2014, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alcheng

108. You know you drive a Z when you realize you can't have sex in it...

Sex, heck....I fit so tight that I don't even want to get a hard-on in it.

Ghostvette · 08-08-2014, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandpawmoses

Sex, heck....I fit so tight that I don't even want to get a hard-on in it.

Sex on, not in... IMHO...

MagmaRed370z · 08-08-2014, 05:20 PM

When at a stop light, you slide your finger all over the steering wheel Z logo.

08-07-2014, 10:47 PM	#302 (permalink)
DOOMMONKEY777 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Crooklyn Posts: 1,008 Drives: 370Z 6psd-sport-pkg Rep Power: 20	Holy crap i completely forgot about this thread, srry everyone i have been very bizzy, i will do what ive sad just gimme some time. Meantime, Write some more guys/gals. __________________ Kids don't do Drugs, Drugs are bad, so let the professional druggies do Drugs for you. 537whp/496lb/tq@8-9PSI 93 octane

08-08-2014, 01:10 AM	#303 (permalink)
Ed_Collins Base Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Placentia, Ca Posts: 33 Drives: 13 Nissan 370z MR A7 Rep Power: 10	These are probably my favorite posts in this thread. Note that I've taken the liberty to correct the spelling errors, rephrased some of them for clarity, modified some of them for brevity, consistency, etc: You know you own a Nissan 370z when... ...the local cops know you by your first name. ...you keep on driving by buildings with glass windows just to see the car's reflection. ...you sit in your garage instead of the porch so you can be next to it. ...you need to borrow other people's cars when you go to Costco. ...you have more photos of your car than you do of your children/pets. ...you find yourself looking back at it at least twice, each time you park and walk away. ...you realize everyone is always asking you what kind of Porsche your car is. ...you find yourself regularly taking the longer route to your destination. ...the parking spot you choose in the lot is always a corner spot protected on one side. ...you have difficulties staying under the speed limit. ...you realize that switching to Geico did not save you 15% or more on your car insurance. ...you believe that slogan "Ultimate Driving Machine" should belong to Nissan. ...you have to play Tetris with your groceries to get them to fit in the hatch. ...you and your friends are deciding on whose car to carpool in, and your car isn't even considered. ...your owner's manual & service manuals are the only "books" you've finished reading in a long time. ...you get into a Toyota Camry and it feels like an Olympic size swimming pool. ...you have numerous microfiber towels in your car and garage. ...you know what a microfiber towel is. gbrettin, mayday813, jpkirk and 3 others like this. Last edited by Ed_Collins; 08-08-2014 at 01:20 AM.

08-08-2014, 07:47 AM	#307 (permalink)
grandpawmoses A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Northport, Alabama Age: 80 Posts: 1,398 Drives: a hard bargain Rep Power: 26	The valets fight each other to see who gets to park your car Mustang drivers look away from you when you stop at a red light beside them Mustang drivers girlfriends look at you when you stop at a red light beside them jpkirk, Haboob, Fountainhead and 1 others like this.

08-08-2014, 10:21 AM	#309 (permalink)
Tadpole A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Lockhart, TX Posts: 1,082 Drives: 13 Nissan 370Z A7 Rep Power: 17	When asked at the drag strip "That's a V6 in your car? I reply "Yep and it's stock" Then the V8 pony guy walks away shaking his head. __________________ Takeda TR3009P Short Ram Intakes, Custom Dual Exhaust, X-Piped with 18" Resonators & TopSpeed Axle Backs. EVO-R Led Third Foglight,

08-08-2014, 05:20 PM	#315 (permalink)
MagmaRed370z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,468 Drives: 14' 370z Sport Magma Rep Power: 12	When at a stop light, you slide your finger all over the steering wheel Z logo. Amuse370z likes this. __________________ Sold: 2014 Magnetic Black Base. Current: 2014 Magma Red 370z Sport \| ARK Grip Exhaust \| 25mm HR Spacers \| GTR Button \| DRL Mod

08-08-2014, 01:43 AM	#305 (permalink)
Ed_Collins Base Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Placentia, Ca Posts: 33 Drives: 13 Nissan 370z MR A7 Rep Power: 10	You know you own a Nissan 370z when... ...instead of accelerating after making your turns, you realize you can now accelerate into them. ...you find you're now ordering car wash and car wax by the barrel. ...you realize you're now comfortable in small, dark, enclosed spaces.

08-08-2014, 07:09 AM	#306 (permalink)
mishuko A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: bouncin on tigga Posts: 8,062 Drives: '12 Z Rep Power: 9434	You constantly whisper to your girlfriend/significant other sitting beside you 'race car'

08-08-2014, 08:44 AM	#308 (permalink)
HEK Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: WESTFIELD, MA Age: 65 Posts: 491 Drives: '13 Z Tour Sports 6m Rep Power: 659	you get to feel like what a movie star feels...everyone stares at you

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