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Originally Posted by Zingston I try to avoid the 'Drunken Whales' when I'm out at bars. I guess I've never been much of a chubby chaser. Oh well... Now why

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Old 12-01-2019, 03:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I try to avoid the 'Drunken Whales' when I'm out at bars. I guess I've never been much of a chubby chaser. Oh well...
Now why do you have to go and lie to us all like that? I thought we all made a pledge to be truthful on here. I know I did anyhow.
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Now why do you have to go and lie to us all like that? I thought we all made a pledge to be truthful on here. I know I did anyhow.


I said I "TRY" not to... however, I'm rarely successful. So technically I didn't lie. Besides, most big girls are fun.
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I said I "TRY" not to... however, I'm rarely successful. So technically I didn't lie. Besides, most big girls are fun.
More fun per ton.

Have a buddy that ONLY goes after the big girls. And he's built like a pencil. Says they are the best lover's. Sex to them is like snow. Because they never know when is coming, how long it will last, and how many inches they're going to get.
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More fun per ton.

Have a buddy that ONLY goes after the big girls. And he's built like a pencil. Says they are the best lover's. Sex to them is like snow. Because they never know when is coming, how long it will last, and how many inches they're going to get.

The trick is to call BIG (or ugly) early when you all go out... That way your buddies can't rag on you for it. At least that was our rule. God forbid if you didnt call it at the beginning of tne night and ended up with one, you'd catch all kinds of hell!!
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2 bagger. In case one fell off. 3 bagger. 2 for her and one for you.

Worse case. Waking up in the morning at her place. Little kid standing at the foot of the bed. Saying, "Are you my new daddy".
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