The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIV

Rusty

Just got back from dinner at Benihana's. Had the filet mignon. Also had a sake drink called the "Drunken Whale". I only had one. I could feel the alcohol coming on. Plus it tasted like crap.

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Zingston

I try to avoid the 'Drunken Whales' when I'm out at bars. I guess I've never been much of a chubby chaser. Oh well...

Rusty

Drink a couple of those Drunken Whales. Think you be chasing anything with a skirt. Be worse than beer googles.

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eastwest2300

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Spoiler

Now why do you have to go and lie to us all like that? I thought we all made a pledge to be truthful on here. I know I did anyhow.

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Zingston

I said I "TRY" not to... however, I'm rarely successful. So technically I didn't lie. Besides, most big girls are fun.

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Rusty

More fun per ton.

Have a buddy that ONLY goes after the big girls. And he's built like a pencil. Says they are the best lover's. Sex to them is like snow. Because they never know when is coming, how long it will last, and how many inches they're going to get.

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Zingston

The trick is to call BIG (or ugly) early when you all go out... That way your buddies can't rag on you for it. At least that was our rule. God forbid if you didnt call it at the beginning of tne night and ended up with one, you'd catch all kinds of hell!!

Rusty

Coyote Ugly. You chewed one arm off in the morning. Double Coyote Ugly. You chewed both arms off in the morning.

2 bagger. In case one fell off. 3 bagger. 2 for her and one for you.

Worse case. Waking up in the morning at her place. Little kid standing at the foot of the bed. Saying, "Are you my new daddy".

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BettyZ

Glad you stopped at one. By the third you'd have been shirtless in the bed of a pickup truck cruising the parking lot, calling yourself Capt. Ahab and hollering ab a white whale while wielding a harpoon.

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eastwest2300

be strong duude...

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