The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXX

bunk · 11-20-2018, 06:53 AM

Morning folks! Coffee maker heating element is going bad.. this coffee is luke cold.

JLarson · 11-20-2018, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Morning folks! Coffee maker heating element is going bad.. this coffee is luke cold.

That's a bad start to the day. Have to take the coffee maker out back and shoot it.

bunk · 11-20-2018, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

That's a bad start to the day. Have to take the coffee maker out back and shoot it.

I have a new coffee maker somewhere here. Dont know where the gf put it though. Good thing for the microwave!

JLarson · 11-20-2018, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Dont know where the gf put it though.

That line right there describes my life perfectly.

JLarson · 11-20-2018, 07:17 AM

True dialogue -

<Me, looking under the sink at all the cleaning chemicals we've got>
"Megan, where did you put the floor cleaner?"
"It's in the closet, top shelf."

I grab the floor cleaner, bring it downstairs, work on cleaning for a bit. Am called away. Come back, floor cleaner missing. Go back upstairs, open the closet - no floor cleaner.
Her: "Oh, I thought you were done with that. I put it under the sink."

Wtf woman!

bunk · 11-20-2018, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

True dialogue -

<Me, looking under the sink at all the cleaning chemicals we've got>
"Megan, where did you put the floor cleaner?"
"It's in the closet, top shelf."

I grab the floor cleaner, bring it downstairs, work on cleaning for a bit. Am called away. Come back, floor cleaner missing. Go back upstairs, open the closet - no floor cleaner.
Her: "Oh, I thought you were done with that. I put it under the sink."

Wtf woman!

hahah... EXACTLY!!!

jwick · 11-20-2018, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

True dialogue -

<Me, looking under the sink at all the cleaning chemicals we've got>

"Megan, where did you put the floor cleaner?"

"It's in the closet, top shelf."

I grab the floor cleaner, bring it downstairs, work on cleaning for a bit. Am called away. Come back, floor cleaner missing. Go back upstairs, open the closet - no floor cleaner.

Her: "Oh, I thought you were done with that. I put it under the sink."

Wtf woman!

That’s exactly why I can’t find anything in my house. Typical conversation with the wife is her asking me where something is and my response being, ‘Did you check (the spot it’s supposed to be)?’

Her - ‘Yes’

Me - ‘Than that’s on you, I put things back where they came from.’

Rusty · 11-20-2018, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jwick

That’s exactly why I can’t find anything in my house. Typical conversation with the wife is her asking me where something is and my response being, ‘Did you check (the spot it’s supposed to be)?’

Her - ‘Yes’

Me - ‘Than that’s on you, I put things back where they came from.’

The joke in my house is. "look behind the milk!"

bunk · 11-20-2018, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

That line right there describes my life perfectly.

lol... yeah, shes been in AZ for the past week and a half. Ive torn up the place looking for things. I swear she hides things, so I have to ask her where they are. So she knows what Im up to.

Rusty · 11-20-2018, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

lol... yeah, shes been in AZ for the past week and a half. Ive torn up the place looking for things. I swear she hides things, so I have to ask her where they are. So she knows what Im up to.

Rusty · 11-20-2018, 07:55 AM

jwick · 11-20-2018, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Morning folks! Coffee maker heating element is going bad.. this coffee is luke cold.

I’ve still only had one cup of coffee in my life.

JARblue · 11-20-2018, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jwick

I’ve still only had one cup of coffee in my life.

Don't worry. You're not missing out on anything. It's just an addiction for much of the country.

Rusty · 11-20-2018, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jwick

I’ve still only had one cup of coffee in my life.

I don't drink coffee either. It's ice tea, chocolate milk, Gatoraid, Mt Dew, moonshine, or water.

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