2016 Mini Cooper S

Zoren 370 · 06-14-2020, 05:55 AM

Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!!

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Stupid 101

Zingston · 06-14-2020, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive!!

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Stupid 101

I didn't know you were up there with Rusty and his power wagon 4x4 buddies this weekend at Rausch Creek? I'm sure you had no problem pulling out of that little mud puddle. Looks like a great time! Tell Rusty I said hi.

Zoren 370 · 06-14-2020, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

I didn't know you were up there with Rusty and his power wagon 4x4 buddies this weekend at Rausch Creek? I'm sure you had no problem pulling out of that little mud puddle. Looks like a great time! Tell Rusty I said hi.

That old Gorilla left me alone to die in the woods!

No guts and glory for me...called the wrecker and pulled me out!

Quick $200 gone out of my azz!

Zingston · 06-14-2020, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

That old Gorilla left me alone to die in the woods!

No guts and glory for me...called the wrecker and pulled me out!

Quick $200 gone out of my azz!

Well don't be quitter.

Go back next week and try again. Perhaps you were just in the wrong gear, or you picked the wrong track line. From what I've read, that Mini should be able to handle that puddle no problem.

Zoren 370 · 06-14-2020, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Well don't be quitter.

Go back next week and try again. Perhaps you were just in the wrong gear, or you picked the wrong track line. From what I've read, that Mini should be able to handle that puddle no problem.

I read that as well it should float in a puddle! For some reason I didn’t believe it because the report came from NBCsn!

Zoren 370 · 06-14-2020, 12:48 PM

There you go now I need to drive barefooted like a red neck in the mud!!

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Zingston · 06-16-2020, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

There you go now I need to drive barefooted like a red neck in the mud!!

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Maybe it's time to throw a lift kit on that mini.

Zoren 370 · 06-16-2020, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Maybe it's time to throw a lift kit on that mini.

Actually thats not a bad idea.

Rusty · 06-15-2020, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

That old Gorilla left me alone to die in the woods!

No guts and glory for me...called the wrecker and pulled me out!

Quick $200 gone out of my azz!

I left you tied to a tree. And you chewed through the tree like a beaver.

Hate to see you go coyote ugly.

Zoren 370 · 06-16-2020, 05:25 AM

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I left you tied to a tree. And you chewed through the tree like a beaver.

Hate to see you go coyote ugly.

Shut up I know you luv me too much !

madwi · 06-14-2020, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!!

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Next time right foot to floor, both hands on the wheel and aim dead center for the water! Please have dash cam rolling.

Rusty · 06-15-2020, 10:41 PM

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Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!!

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What the fvck was you trying to do? What the fvck was you thinking?

I'm going to repost these pictures on the Power Wagon forum. That should get a good laugh out of everyone there. I believe you are brain dead now.

We can always use you for filler in the "Frog Hole". It's a water hole that's about 10 ft deep. Jeeps have been knew to go in and never come out.

Zoren 370 · 06-16-2020, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

What the fvck was you trying to do? What the fvck was you thinking?

I'm going to repost these pictures on the Power Wagon forum. That should get a good laugh out of everyone there. I believe you are brain dead now.

We can always use you for filler in the "Frog Hole". It's a water hole that's about 10 ft deep. Jeeps have been knew to go in and never come out.

Sure why not...I could use a little fame or infamous celebrity status at the power wagon forum...heck can you endorse me to be a member of the group?.....tell them I was your illegitimate son!

Rusty · 06-16-2020, 07:45 PM

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Sure why not...I could use a little fame or infamous celebrity status at the power wagon forum...heck can you endorse me to be a member of the group?.....tell them I was your illegitimate son!

First, you will have to go through the Frog Hole. I've been through it. Why do you think I have a snorkel on my truck.

Zoren 370 · 06-16-2020, 07:52 PM

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First, you will have to go through the Frog Hole. I've been through it. Why do you think I have a snorkel on my truck.

Oh chit!!!

Can I put a rafters float’s instead around my mini so it would float the frog hole?

06-14-2020, 05:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913655	Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!! 749F9ECF-477D-48E7-B15E-88E96AFEDF1F.jpg 8394B0D2-DDA2-415F-A5B8-9DC8201C7B29.jpg Stupid 101 JARblue, Rusty, madwi and 4 others like this. Last edited by Zoren 370; 06-14-2020 at 07:29 AM.

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Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913655	There you go now I need to drive barefooted like a red neck in the mud!! 416F12F9-57DC-4F92-B470-CA358B711A45.jpg