2016 Mini Cooper S
 

Bought me a new toy (Dildo) well since everything is Little in me its just befitting
to get a fun car. Always wanted one since I was 16 years old.

Didn’t like the color but its gonna be my 16 year old daughters car when school opens up next year.

For now Daddy would play with it....

First order of the mods...Madwi’s Detailing style!!....Let the Blood bath (ReD) begins!!!:tup:

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Pls help the old guy fix the pictures make it bigger even Im small!

Cooltoy where are you?

What's more fun to drive, this or the TRD Toyota

You must be using Betty's camera. :shakes head:


Hope you bought a warranty with it.

Actually Rusty was considering that since its a BMW but honestly the prices of parts are not as bad as the real BMW.

Why I say that...because the mini has less sensors or less high tech gizzmos compared even to a 3 series BMW.

The car is still a raw car that is why its priced less expensive than a BMW.

The two cars are completely different cars... no point of comparison.

Both are nice fun cars but I would say the Mini gives me bigger grin in my face as its like a small rocket ship..why I say that because the mini has a drive selector modes when you put it into sport a small 🚀 is being displayed on the center dash.

I really find that funny but yes it does feel like a rocketship at that sport mode.
I would say driving like a go-Kart in steroids!

The other car that I feel the same loads of fun is the 370Z.

Maybe a few more years when kids are settled down.. I’ll get me another sports package 370Z unmolested.

Btw drove 165 miles from Orlando it clocked 39mpg!

Thats even at high premium octane covid19 gas.

Personally I would like to thank you FPenis for assisting me to make a calculated decision in making this purchase.

As I hard balled negotiating with the sales manager FP is giving me inside view of the cars market value at auctions.

Sales manager scratch head as to where I get those numbers. Lol

Its like an insider info for stock brokerages!

Mini is more visceral than BMW. Fun azz car!!!

CONGRATS!!

OK, don't take this the wrong way, but my 86 year old mother in law drives a Cooper S. :-D

But I picked it out for her, and we all (wife included) really like it.

For her, it easily fits her, shopping, crafts, and dog. It's easy to park, and is AWD for our winters. She isn't going to venture out in a blizzard anyway.

For Mrs ZCanadian and me, it's fun and very tossable. And who doesn't love OVERHEAD SWITCHES!!!

I've actually considered taking it to a winter tracking event here in the past.

Your daughter will love it. If she can pry the keys from your hand!

Ours (I had to pick it off a site that I had posted it to):
https://www.ezcarlift.com/gallery/mi...aceman-334.jpg

Don't try to kid us... you like everything molested! :tup:

Are those things fast? I have a friend who has a V6 Camaro. She told me that Mini's are always trying to race her.:icon14:

In stock form, in a straight line, no. Not Camaro fast.
They are fun on the curves. And have decent acceleration thanks to a good torque curve from the turbocharged engine (and AWD in my case).

But a Camaro will hand your *** to you if you are driving one of these in any real race.

How often does it need repair? ��

It's a BMW - what could possibly go wrong? Oh. :stirthepot:

Wifey wants a Mini. If we ever got one. It would have to be AWD.