Official Crappy Parkers Thread

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

Ever wonder why when parking in no-man's land, far away from any other cars, you'll inevitably find someone else parked next to you for no apparent reason?
Actually, there is a perfectly good reason; Human behaviour very closely mimics that of the largemouth bass and other fish that relate to structure.

Your car is the black stripe in a white pool.

You nailed it, friend. If I could give you a falcon right now (yes, an actual bird of prey) I would.