Fit a Shift Solutions e brake handle onto a Z e brake.

Plan on telling people that's the passenger seat eject button?

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Wanna go for a ride? :rofl2:

Not the first time you've made that offer :wtf2:

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Which one of you guys brings the chloroform? :eek:

Stun gun, then the chloroform. I like to watch them shake first.

Aaaaaand this is why everyone tells me to shove a chair under the door handle before I go to sleep at ZDayZ

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With Zoren around. You better look under the bed, in the closets and in the dresser draws. The guy is a ninja. :icon14:

Kinky...

Washed it with Autoglym UHD shampoo and then waxed with Autoglym UHD wax.

Kinky.......

I drove mine today

That’s it

Drove mine too... out of the garage to clear space to put up insulation. Then drove it back in.

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I'm not sure you're speaking with the right people. Everyone I spoke to just asked for my room key :twocents:

Well........................I don't think he dances with penis's like you do. :rofl2:

Brokeback Dragon?

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:rofl2:

Deck party at ZDayZ.

Got pictures too.

They're on the forum somewhere.

Deck or Dic*? :ugh2:

Don't worry he'll email you the biggest deck pic you've ever seen.

Whew! I WAS worried.

Can't wait!!!

Are we talking wraparound or raised?

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It's a big penis with a set of feet.

Raining today, E85 station was out of fuel yesterday so my ride is parked under the carport.

:(

:icon14:

Ummmm... All I know is that ain't Zingston hugging all over that big white c#ck. :wtf2:

But boy! Whoever that is sure is enjoying the hell out of "it". :icon17:

That's Jar. :rofl2: Looks like he's getting ready to receive it. :eek:

Put "Shakira" away for the winter. Time to give "Helga" and "Katy" some love through the winter months.

Who says it wasn't already a completion? ;) :wtf2: :roflpuke2:

You name all your cars? LOL, Mine have all been called "The Black Bitch" foreverrrrrrrr.

Drove tonight in the cold drizzle back from work at 11pm and the Z does not like wet roads even with good tread on them.

You must live in a reaaaaaal pale part of town...

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No, my fast cars have always been Black. The first car named that was a fast as heck 240z my friend owned. Nothing to do with race.
Your comment was not funny. There are good people and bad people in the world. That's what I see and that is the way I was raised.
The color of their skin makes no difference to me.

i drove mine again...actually been driving it all week so far...feels good

If I had a dollar for every time someone has told me this.....

i just tell everyone I'm an equal opportunity hater so i cover all races...i mean bases

Yes I do. Each has their own special quirks. Shakira means "thankful" in Arabic, I'm thankful to God for my car. Helga is the massive SUV I have and Katy is the corolla which was my first love/car I drove when I was legal and able. I also have names for all the peacocks, cows, buffalos, goats and cobras (yes cobras) and farming equipment my family has on the farm back in India. Just something I enjoy doing, everyone and thing deserves a personal name, makes life interesting.


I concur. Every ethnicity, skin color, religion has its good people and bad people, doesn't matter. I'm sure he just meant it as a harmless joke, he's not one to pick a fight or assume the outlandish.

Some people mean the phrase, others don't. Forget what people say, look at what they do. But if you did have a dollar for everytime this was said and it was false, how wealthy would you be? We talking GTR money or Lamborghini money haha.