Zombie Apocalypse!!!

KaienZ34 · 11-10-2011, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TX_370

Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2 Double Tap

Isamu · 11-10-2011, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KaienZ34

Rule #2 Double Tap

rule #3 ample supplies of ammo

b1adesofcha0s · 11-10-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Isamu

you cannot arm, or deliver said weapons, your theories are useless...

you are fired!

Without those theories, those weapons would not exist. Besides, you can't fire me! I'm too valuable to this operation.

TX_370 · 11-10-2011, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Isamu

rule #3 ample supplies of ammo

WRONG!

It's Beware of Bathrooms!

Isamu · 11-10-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Without those theories, those weapons would not exist. Besides, you can't fire me! I'm too valuable to this operation.

they already exist so your knowledge at this point is worthless.. so you aren't valuable, other then being a cool dude

Isamu · 11-10-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TX_370

WRONG!

It's Beware of Bathrooms!

wrong, if you have enough ammo, you can shoot every bathroom door.
PEW PEW!!
also, if you have enough ammo, while your taking a ****, you can pew pew the zombies aswell

Lemers · 11-10-2011, 02:01 PM

The rules are from Zombieland. He didn't make them up.

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
5. The “Skillet”
6. Travel Light
7. Get a Kick *** Partner
8. With your Bare Hands
9. Don’t Swing Low
10. Use Your Foot
11. Bounty Paper Towels
12. Shake it Off
13. Always carry a change of underwear
14. Bowling Ball
15. Opportunity Knocks
16. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
17. Limber Up
18. Break it Up
19. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
20. Avoid Strip Clubs
21. When in doubt Know your way out
22. Ziplock
23. Use your thumbs
24. Shoot First
25. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
26. Incoming!
27. Double-Knot your Shoes
28. The Buddy System
29. Pack your stain stick
30. Check the back seat
31. Enjoy the little things
32. Swiss army Knife

b1adesofcha0s · 11-10-2011, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Isamu

they already exist so your knowledge at this point is worthless.. so you aren't valuable, other then being a cool dude

From a nuclear weapons stand point, no. However, I'm still running the Zombie-to-biofuels processing facility, so I am very valuable.

Lemers · 11-10-2011, 02:33 PM

And I'm the head of the Frozen Sancuary so unless you bring supplies stay the F out

DarkZide · 11-10-2011, 02:44 PM

The most likely occurance of "zombies" ever existing will be something similar to rabies, but evolved. Basically the person will still be alive but the portions of their brain that drive logical thought and personality will be non functioning.

onzedge · 11-10-2011, 03:19 PM

Here is all you need to know:

The Zombie Survival Guide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

xdeslitx · 11-10-2011, 03:25 PM

CDC Blog

CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog

Isamu · 11-10-2011, 04:10 PM

See below!

Isamu · 11-10-2011, 04:17 PM

so as of now, this is how Tribe370 stands

Isamu: Department head of Tactical weapons and Nuclear Stand-off.
Lemers: Base commander of Base Camp Zero.
Shahid: Plant manger of Zombi-fuels corp.
NismoZ370: Lead mechanic for turbine engines

we have more positions to fill... apply today!

NismoZ370 · 11-10-2011, 04:29 PM

Im Base Commandant I started this OP plus i have a very valuable set of skills ive aqcuired over a long period of time that you will find very usefull!

11-10-2011, 02:01 PM	#142 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	The rules are from Zombieland. He didn't make them up. 1. Cardio 2. The Double Tap 3. Beware of Bathrooms 4. Wear Seat Belts 5. No Attachments 5. The “Skillet” 6. Travel Light 7. Get a Kick *** Partner 8. With your Bare Hands 9. Don’t Swing Low 10. Use Your Foot 11. Bounty Paper Towels 12. Shake it Off 13. Always carry a change of underwear 14. Bowling Ball 15. Opportunity Knocks 16. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) 17. Limber Up 18. Break it Up 19. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint 20. Avoid Strip Clubs 21. When in doubt Know your way out 22. Ziplock 23. Use your thumbs 24. Shoot First 25. A little sun screen never hurt anybody 26. Incoming! 27. Double-Knot your Shoes 28. The Buddy System 29. Pack your stain stick 30. Check the back seat 31. Enjoy the little things 32. Swiss army Knife __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

11-10-2011, 02:33 PM	#144 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	And I'm the head of the Frozen Sancuary so unless you bring supplies stay the F out __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

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DarkZide Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: TN Posts: 291 Drives: 2010 370z BC M6 Rep Power: 14	The most likely occurance of "zombies" ever existing will be something similar to rabies, but evolved. Basically the person will still be alive but the portions of their brain that drive logical thought and personality will be non functioning.

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NismoZ370 Track Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 711 Drives: a GTR soon! Rep Power: 15	Im Base Commandant I started this OP plus i have a very valuable set of skills ive aqcuired over a long period of time that you will find very usefull!