The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIV

eastwest2300 · 11-15-2019, 11:35 AM

duudes. dont drink and drive...pimp'n

Zingston · 11-15-2019, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

Got 2nd segment ready to stand up...just a bit wet

Looks like you're building a buy here pay here sales office for that lot full of cars in the picture? Easy approval terms???

BettyZ · 11-15-2019, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I mean... that's what happens to most people when they loose their cool and attack someone with a foreign object. No excuses

Technically, it's aggravated assault bc a 'weapon' was used. 'Foreign object' is more for when something foreign is inserted into an.. orifice.. where it does not belong.

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BettyZ · 11-15-2019, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

You can't spell 'uterus' without UT

"Its not uter-us, its uter-you!"

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jwick · 11-15-2019, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I love that people are trying to make this out like it's a bad thing. I certainly don't see the problem

https://www.businessinsider.com/phot...vagina-2019-11

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I’m down with it. I love the Longhorns and I love pussy.

BoneZ · 11-15-2019, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Its my day off and guess who calls and wakes me up all early and ****? I'll give you three guesses duuuudes.

Twat not me

Spooler · 11-15-2019, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Looks like you're building a buy here pay here sales office for that lot full of cars in the picture? Easy approval terms???

Reminds me of the Deer Corn vending machines in Gainsville, Fl. LMAO.

JARblue · 11-15-2019, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Technically, it's aggravated assault bc a 'weapon' was used. 'Foreign object' is more for when something foreign is inserted into an.. orifice.. where it does not belong.

So what do you call it when someone uses a 15 inch long black rubber cóck (foreign object) to assault someone else?

What? No Lock Stock fans here?

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Rusty · 11-15-2019, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

He got divorced from his wife and lost his mind. LOL

She got away from him.

Rusty · 11-15-2019, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bunk

ooooooh... tracer rounds would be great to fire in an M1 or M1a1!
I have a full 8lb jug and a bunch of 1lb cans of IMR4895, a ton of primers and .30 bullets. One of the RO's at the range I go to gave me a couple moving boxes full of spent 30-06 cases that one of the guys at the range collected over the years - he even put the cases back into their original retail boxes

. I have more in 223 stuff and .45. I was hoarding when the ammo laws were voted in. With that said, how many live rounds do I have? 3 223, 0 30-06 and 1 full mag for my 1911..

I started a small field fire with a tracer round.

I've got over 10,000 rounds of loaded ammo. About 50 lbs of powder, and roughly 10,000 primers.

I keep 1,500 rounds of .233 , and 500 rounds of 40 S&W in the motorhome.

Rusty · 11-15-2019, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I love that people are trying to make this out like it's a bad thing. I certainly don't see the problem

https://www.businessinsider.com/phot...vagina-2019-11

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Look at all that sperm moving about.

Rusty · 11-15-2019, 03:19 PM

Garrett is suspended for the rest of the season, plus post season if the Browns make the playoffs. He will lose about 1.14 million in pay.

Pouncy is suspended for 3 games, and will lose $178,000 in pay. He's fight the length of the suspension.

The other browns DL is suspended for 1 game and will lose $48,000 in pay.

Both teams got fined $250,000 each.

There maybe othe fines coming for other players.

Spooler · 11-15-2019, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

She got away from him.

I think he got Cuckold and couldn't handle it. LMAO....
Gotta pay attention to your wife or you will be all alone. Tailpipe sex don't cut it. LOL

jwick · 11-15-2019, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Garrett is suspended for the rest of the season, plus post season if the Browns make the playoffs. He will lose about 1.14 million in pay.

Pouncy is suspended for 3 games, and will lose $178,000 in pay. He's fight the length of the suspension.

The other browns DL is suspended for 1 game and will lose $48,000 in pay.

Both teams got fined $250,000 each.

There maybe othe fines coming for other players.

Mason should be suspended just as long as Garrett. He’s the one that tried the rip the first helmet off. If he didn’t start it, Garrett would never have done what he did.

Rusty · 11-15-2019, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jwick

Mason should be suspended just as long as Garrett. He’s the one that tried the rip the first helmet off. If he didn’t start it, Garrett would never have done what he did.

Garrett was the the one who ripped the helmet off and used it as a weapon. That's assault. End of story.

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