The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXX

FPenvy · 12-07-2018, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

When is the funeral?

hey now

remember im still a young man

........who despite how i feel will be playing hockey at 8pm lol cant let down the team. i'm pretty sure i'm still goign through concussion symptoms off and on the past 3 weeks as well.

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I take it you never heard the joke about the message with a wax job ending.

for once i dont think i've heard that one or possibly a different version.

jwick · 12-07-2018, 03:15 PM

Sub’d for Cupcake Rd2

Rusty · 12-07-2018, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy

hey now

remember im still a young man

........who despite how i feel will be playing hockey at 8pm lol cant let down the team. i'm pretty sure i'm still goign through concussion symptoms off and on the past 3 weeks as well.

for once i dont think i've heard that one or possibly a different version.

Version I know of. It's also called Happy Endings too.

Guy goes to an Asian massage parlor looking for a nice massage and a little extra. He's standing at the counter. A older Asian lady comes out from the back room to welcome him. She tells him all the options that they offer. And that he can pick which girl gives him the massage. She yells into the back room and a couple of girls come out. He looks them over and picks the girl he wants. He picks his option and both he and the girl go into another room. She tells him to remove all of his clothes and lay face down on the table. She begins to oil him up and starts to massage his back. After about a half hour. She tells him to roll over on his back. Now he thinks this is where things will start to happen. She oils his front up and massages. By now his has a woody so hard that he can pound nails with it. She asks him if he wants the wax job. The older lady never said anything about this. He's think this is it. So he says yes to the wax job. She asks him to stand up. He does so. She has him stand next to the table and she begins to do a hand job on him for a few minutes. He's in heaven now. She gets a wooden block and places it on the table. She lays his woody on the wooden block and asks him again if he wants the wax job. He's so horny now that he can't stand it. And he says YES please do it now. She raises her hand above her head and then karate chops his woody on the wooden block with all her might. When her hand landed on his woody, ear wax shoots out of both of his ears.

Zingston · 12-07-2018, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jwick

Sub’d for Cupcake Rd2

Saw that... I'm in as well. He's 13 now, right?

Rusty · 12-07-2018, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jwick

Sub’d for Cupcake Rd2

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Saw that... I'm in as well. He's 13 now, right?

I already made a comment in his new thread.

Hotrodz · 12-07-2018, 03:48 PM

Five years boosted before stressing my rods to failure and he has killed two builds in a year. You got to be trying to do that lol.

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jchammond · 12-07-2018, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Five years boosted before stressing my rods to failure and he has killed two builds in a year. You got to be trying to do that lol.

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Hotrodz; you gonna be up & running before Spooler?

Hotrodz · 12-07-2018, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

Hotrodz; you gonna be up & running before Spooler?

Goals!

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eastwest2300 · 12-07-2018, 04:21 PM

sssup duuuudes.

eastwest2300 · 12-07-2018, 04:21 PM

time to hand out some repz

eastwest2300 · 12-07-2018, 04:21 PM

my repz are unpredictable

--eastwest

eastwest2300 · 12-07-2018, 04:36 PM

my repz are unpredictable

--eastwest

jwick · 12-07-2018, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Five years boosted before stressing my rods to failure and he has killed two builds in a year. You got to be trying to do that lol.

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Pretty sure it’s a case of you must know your limitations. It’s ok to not be able to do everything yourself, but if you need help you need to have enough snap to determine whether the person you’re seeking help from knows their ****.

Hotrodz · 12-07-2018, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jwick

Pretty sure it’s a case of you must know your limitations. It’s ok to not be able to do everything yourself, but if you need help you need to have enough snap to determine whether the person you’re seeking help from knows their ****.

Exactly! There is a reason I have been with Seb since I bought my Z and needed my first tune. I am not mechanical for the most part and so I only listen to those I know have knowledge and know how. It has severed me well my whole adult life.

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JLarson · 12-07-2018, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jwick

Pretty sure it’s a case of you must know your limitations. It’s ok to not be able to do everything yourself, but if you need help you need to have enough snap to determine whether the person you’re seeking help from knows their ****.

12-07-2018, 03:15 PM	#8597 (permalink)
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12-07-2018, 03:48 PM	#8601 (permalink)
Hotrodz Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: NW, AZ Posts: 9,330 Drives: 10 Nissan 370z Nismo Rep Power: 2684384	Five years boosted before stressing my rods to failure and he has killed two builds in a year. You got to be trying to do that lol. Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk jwick, Rusty, redondoaveb and 1 others like this. __________________ *Fast Intentions TT Installed and Tuned by Seb at SpecialtyZ 610whp 560tq:\|Fast Intentions 3" TT-TDX*\|SpecialtyZ/Fast Intentions 72 Row Oil Cooler\|SZ 6 Puck Clutch & Flywheel\|3GsCustoms\|Z1\|Wavetrac\|Hotchkis\|Whiteline \|Blitz\|Fortune Auto 500\|Fujimura\|SPL\|H&R\|TK\|TWM\|RPM Rollbar\|Sparco\|Next Level Performance\|TrackSpec\|AeroFlow Dynamics\|Pioneer\|

12-07-2018, 04:21 PM	#8604 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,815 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684549	sssup duuuudes. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

12-07-2018, 04:21 PM	#8605 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,815 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684549	time to hand out some repz Rusty likes this. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

12-07-2018, 04:21 PM	#8606 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,815 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684549	my repz are unpredictable --eastwest __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

12-07-2018, 04:36 PM	#8607 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,815 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684549	my repz are unpredictable --eastwest __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

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