Akebono brakes cannot be rebuilt?

Rusty

I could tell you all kinds of stories!
Inside of work glove finger tips.
The underside of tools laying on a bench.
The backside of a broom standing in a corner.
The backside of a flashlight sitting on a urinal. My favorite. This was classic when it happened. It happened to a foreman to boot!
The flush handle of a toilet.
The backside of the microwave handle.
The ear piece on the phone on the foreman's platform.
The controls on a forklift, overhead crane.
Disconnect a air nozzle from an air line. Squeeze some inside of it. Reconnect the air line. Blow off your work piece. EVERYTHING is now blue.
Also putting mustard and ketchup packets under the toilet seat.
Rubbing limburger cheese on the sweatband on a welding helmet.

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madwi

The best one that I do not recommend is the score a 20 oz plastic soda bottle with a razor blade. put lots of Dykem inside. Remove airhose from the wall.
Drill a hole that tightly! fits the long nozzle of the air gun and tape the handle down and seal it up around the nozzle. silently manuever the bottle near the person you hate and reconnect the airline. Not only is it extremely loud but bluing goes everywhere! Witnessed a firing over that prank.

Rusty

Weld threaded pipe fitting to a vert steel beam in the shop. Screw a ball valve into the end of welded fitting. Screw pipe nipple and 90deg elbow into ball valve. Turn the elbow so that it's pointing up. Open ball valve and fill with water. Turn the elbow down. Do this to a couple of beams. Go tell the new guy that he has to go around a check the beams for moisture content. And he has to measure how much is in each beam. Then give the report to the general foreman, who is on the joke.

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madwi

Some days I sure miss working in the shop jokes for days.
Newbie, go to the basement and get some more carbide inserts from storage. Stairs is in the president's office, in his closet is a trap door to the basement. He likes to control the inventory but dont worry anyone can just go in there.

Rusty

One foreman had a bicycle air pump painted bright yellow, with the words "SUNSHINE PUMP" on it. Sitting on a shelf in his office. Said it was for us asssholes who tried to blow sunshine up his asss when trying to explain our way out of trouble.

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Jhill

Should probably take that pump to the shop that tried to tell him the calipers aren't rebuildable sound like they are trying to blow some smoke up somewhere.

Jayhovah

My first job out of college was working on Robbins Air Force Base. One day one of the Air Force One's was parked out in the field. I got all excited about it and my coworkers were encouraging me to go check it out, said they do it all the time when it is there. I started to walk out there and they stopped me.. Told me they used to tell newbies to do that and watch secret service plant them into the concrete as they got close. But eventually they got in trouble so now they just set us up and stop us before we actually go.

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