Why is your wife on my Z?

VCuomo · 10-20-2013, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ZeroZeta

... I hope you invite me over for dinner so I can drag my sack across your beautiful wife. ... Then I can post it to Facebook and even though she is not mine to be proud of, pray that it makes me cool by proxy because I rubbed my balls on her. ...

There, fixed it for 'ya!

/Angelo350Z/ · 10-20-2013, 12:46 AM

Thanks for the laugh OP, great read

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Mt Tam I am · 10-20-2013, 10:29 AM

OP: Were they gone by the time you ran over?

NickTurnon · 10-20-2013, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

OP: Were they gone by the time you ran over?

For some reason I thought you said,

Were they gone by the time you ran [them] over?

Leadfoot · 10-21-2013, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by VCuomo

There, fixed it for 'ya!

Dwight Frye · 10-21-2013, 06:50 PM

I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car.

Elan · 12-23-2013, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dwight Frye

I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car.

If it was a genuine P-51, you're talking about maybe 150x the value of their car.

Firebase99 · 12-23-2013, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Elan

If it was a genuine P-51, you're talking about maybe 150x the value of their car.

Genuine, honest to goodness P-51D? Unless it was Veyron...300X.

Elan · 12-23-2013, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Firebase99

Genuine, honest to goodness P-51D? Unless it was Veyron...300X.

I think it's about a 5mil plane. That's what I saw one going for recently. I averaged a 30k car. Regardless it's a piece of history and should not be touched by some clueless woman!

XwChriswX · 12-23-2013, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dwight Frye

I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car.

I would have just unleashed the 6x .50 cal's on their car.

...and quite possibly them as well.

luigi90210 · 12-24-2013, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dwight Frye

I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car.

LMFAO

i would pay to watch this

10-20-2013, 12:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
/Angelo350Z/ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Germany Posts: 2,230 Drives: Z34 \| MK7 \| F82 Rep Power: 3662	Thanks for the laugh OP, great read . __________________ 2013 MB NISSAN 370Z SPORT

10-20-2013, 10:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
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10-21-2013, 06:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dwight Frye Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Occupied California Posts: 423 Drives: '09 Tour/Sport/6MT Rep Power: 18	I once knew a private pilot who owned an genuine P51D Mustang. He was out at the Chino airport to take it up for a spin and saw a couple of strangers with the car parked out by it on the tarmac and the woman was up walking on one of the wings with her high heels and looking in the cockpit. He went ballistic and ran over to their car, jumped up on it and started jumping up and down on the hood and roof denting the hell out of it, screaming at them and cursing a blue streak about how did they like it. The Mustang was probably worth at least 50X the value of the car. XwChriswX, Leadfoot and luigi90210 like this.

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