Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Tigger]

Got a couple of winners from last night.

[Zipper 104]

I never do anything to ***hat's cars that they can claim on their insurance. (like slashing tires or keying their car) That just messes it up for everyone in the long run.

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Simply carry a valve stem cap with a valve remover integrated into it. Remove two valve stems from their wheels. The key here is more than ONE. If you just do the one and split they can swap it out for their spare. Two or more means they require more than just the car's spare tire.
So...they call AAA or whatever and then figure out they are short the two stems you've gone and garbaged. Maybe they luck out and the AAA guy has some. One way or another, he or she has been inconvenienced. If you leave one of those '***hat Parker' business cards behind some of them might even get the message. Whether they do, or don't doesn't matter really. If they really annoy you, or if you're just in that kind of mood, you can keep going after two.

104

[axmea?]

Originally Posted by Zipper 104

I never do anything to ***hat's cars that they can claim on their insurance. (like slashing tires or keying their car) That just messes it up for everyone in the long run.

( Click to show/hide )

Simply carry a valve stem cap with a valve remover integrated into it. Remove two valve stems from their wheels. The key here is more than ONE. If you just do the one and split they can swap it out for their spare. Two or more means they require more than just the car's spare tire.
So...they call AAA or whatever and then figure out they are short the two stems you've gone and garbaged. Maybe they luck out and the AAA guy has some. One way or another, he or she has been inconvenienced. If you leave one of those '***hat Parker' business cards behind some of them might even get the message. Whether they do, or don't doesn't matter really. If they really annoy you, or if you're just in that kind of mood, you can keep going after two.

104

Why anyone would do anything to anyone's property no matter how much of a douche they were is something I would never understand. I thought the idea of this thread is just to vent out how bad people park and get some entertainment out of it but not get ideas such as this.

[SouthArk370Z]

Originally Posted by axmea?

Why anyone would do anything to anyone's property ...

heehee I agree and wouldn't do something like that (or scratch paint, &c), but I confess to a perverse pleasure in reading about others giving karma a helping hand.

Not to mention that doing something like that can get you shot around here.

[Justice97]

Originally Posted by Zipper 104

I never do anything to ***hat's cars that they can claim on their insurance. (like slashing tires or keying their car) That just messes it up for everyone in the long run.

( Click to show/hide )

Simply carry a valve stem cap with a valve remover integrated into it. Remove two valve stems from their wheels. The key here is more than ONE. If you just do the one and split they can swap it out for their spare. Two or more means they require more than just the car's spare tire.
So...they call AAA or whatever and then figure out they are short the two stems you've gone and garbaged. Maybe they luck out and the AAA guy has some. One way or another, he or she has been inconvenienced. If you leave one of those '***hat Parker' business cards behind some of them might even get the message. Whether they do, or don't doesn't matter really. If they really annoy you, or if you're just in that kind of mood, you can keep going after two.

104

not cool

Personally if there are empty spots all over and it isn't busy then who cares. OMG someone had to walk an extra 15 ft because another person loves his or her car. Now lets flatten there tires and label them douche bags.


pfft. America can use the extra 15 feet of walking.

Now the white corvette, that is a DB. Taking the 1st spot and blocking off 2. That is lazy as well.
If you love your car fine, take two spots just take the last two not the 1st two. I don't blame any car lover from taking a little extra room, if there is room to spare.

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by Zipper 104

I never do anything to ***hat's cars that they can claim on their insurance. (like slashing tires or keying their car) That just messes it up for everyone in the long run.

( Click to show/hide )

Simply carry a valve stem cap with a valve remover integrated into it. Remove two valve stems from their wheels. The key here is more than ONE. If you just do the one and split they can swap it out for their spare. Two or more means they require more than just the car's spare tire.
So...they call AAA or whatever and then figure out they are short the two stems you've gone and garbaged. Maybe they luck out and the AAA guy has some. One way or another, he or she has been inconvenienced. If you leave one of those '***hat Parker' business cards behind some of them might even get the message. Whether they do, or don't doesn't matter really. If they really annoy you, or if you're just in that kind of mood, you can keep going after two.

104

This is basically a douche move. You, "sir" give Canadians a bad name and it is appalling you would post this here. Fvcking with other peoples' stuff is most uncool and that you suggested it, in detail, speaks volumes for your character.