Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Zbrah · 04-06-2015, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jsolo

Safest place to park while at walmart

It's Walmart, you are never safe.

vividracing · 04-06-2015, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Zbrah

It's Walmart, you are never safe.

Yep, a gust of wind can carry an ill placed shopping cart by someone in an electric scooter and blow it across the parking lot and over speed bumps, around that jack in the box and plow right into your car.

-RyanG

Firebase99 · 04-06-2015, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by vividracing

Yep, a gust of wind can carry an ill placed shopping cart by someone in an electric scooter and blow it across the parking lot and over speed bumps, around that jack in the box and plow right into your car.

-RyanG

Or God forbid, were hit with another Sharknado. Those containers are like magnets for those flying death traps. Goodbye G!

Swindler · 04-06-2015, 06:17 PM

And this is what I get for thinking I could risk running into the bank real quick. Never again. The parking sucks at this place so I'll have to make sure and park a block away from now on

are you kidding me!!!!

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vividracing · 04-06-2015, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Swindler

And this is what I get for thinking I could risk running into the bank real quick. Never again. The parking sucks at this place so I'll have to make sure and park a block away from now on are you kidding me!!!!

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It would be unfortunate for that van to get it's right rear tire slashed simply because the driver never learned how to park. Doesn't he know that parking lot lines are like hot lava?

-RyanG

vtec to vvel · 04-06-2015, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by axmea?

It is a scary place.

just realized you live CA. is the drought there that bad to where you can't water your lawn or even wash your car?

onzedge · 04-08-2015, 09:25 PM

axmea? · 04-09-2015, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

just realized you live CA. is the drought there that bad to where you can't water your lawn or even wash your car?

Yup on the drought car wash allowed as long as there is a shut off on the hose and not kept running.

njobe89 · 04-09-2015, 07:05 AM

do the rain dance

Ghostvette · 04-09-2015, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by vividracing

It would be unfortunate for that van to get it's right rear tire slashed simply because the driver never learned how to park. Doesn't he know that parking lot lines are like hot lava?

-RyanG

I have a valve core removal tool and a roll of tape. Wouldn't want to get in trouble for being a vandal.... "Officer, it was making funny noises, so I had to render it harmless;

cooltoy · 04-09-2015, 09:34 AM

Shame.

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Originally Posted by onzedge

onzedge · 04-09-2015, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy

Shame.

The guy posted this on FB to show off his badges. I would think spending a minute to park correctly before he shot this would be a good use of time.

JC-Nismo · 04-09-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Swindler

And this is what I get for thinking I could risk running into the bank real quick. Never again. The parking sucks at this place so I'll have to make sure and park a block away from now on

are you kidding me!!!!

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I would've blew a flippin gasket!!! That right there is just plain stupid!!!

cooltoy · 04-09-2015, 04:20 PM

I was coming out of the grocery store with a cart, and this looser zipped in front of me and parked like that. I had to stop fast in order to avoid ramming the cart into him. Drives like he parks.

vividracing · 04-09-2015, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy

I was coming out of the grocery store with a cart, and this looser zipped in front of me and parked like that. I had to stop fast in order to avoid ramming the cart into him. Drives like he parks.

This guy must have colored outside the lines as a kid.

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Swindler Base Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Central CA Age: 34 Posts: 219 Drives: 2014 370Z PW Manual Rep Power: 11	And this is what I get for thinking I could risk running into the bank real quick. Never again. The parking sucks at this place so I'll have to make sure and park a block away from now on are you kidding me!!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk