Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[The1michael]

Heres another type of crappy parker:

Two years ago I was on leave in my hometown in Ohio, where I hadn't visited being in the military in 2 years. My first day there I stopped to get groceries, came out to find two "Fast and Furious" Honda Civics right next to my car. (I usually park in the back of the lot). I go to get in my car and a cop on foot pops out of nowhere. He says "We have reports of you street racing". I could throw a rock at the police station from that grocery store like anyone could be that stupid. (Not that im out street racing). I go "nope, the whole city would know if I was street racing, im running straight 2 and 1/2" piping off the rear mount turbo". He looks at me dumbfounded for like 5 seconds. I tell him " That and i just got back here today from an Army deployment". He let me go immediately.

He tried to make me ricer by association