Official Crappy Parkers Thread

sexZness · 02-09-2013, 12:38 AM

dafuq?!?!

The1michael · 02-09-2013, 01:32 AM

Heres another type of crappy parker:

Two years ago I was on leave in my hometown in Ohio, where I hadn't visited being in the military in 2 years. My first day there I stopped to get groceries, came out to find two "Fast and Furious" Honda Civics right next to my car. (I usually park in the back of the lot). I go to get in my car and a cop on foot pops out of nowhere. He says "We have reports of you street racing". I could throw a rock at the police station from that grocery store like anyone could be that stupid. (Not that im out street racing). I go "nope, the whole city would know if I was street racing, im running straight 2 and 1/2" piping off the rear mount turbo". He looks at me dumbfounded for like 5 seconds. I tell him " That and i just got back here today from an Army deployment". He let me go immediately.

He tried to make me ricer by association

shadoquad · 02-16-2013, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexZness

dafuq?!?!

People gravitate to parking too close to your car. It's because it's too nice looking. Start trying to ugly it up some.

02-09-2013, 01:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
The1michael Base Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Fayetteville/Orlando Posts: 147 Drives: '12 370 Black Beauty Rep Power: 13	Heres another type of crappy parker: Two years ago I was on leave in my hometown in Ohio, where I hadn't visited being in the military in 2 years. My first day there I stopped to get groceries, came out to find two "Fast and Furious" Honda Civics right next to my car. (I usually park in the back of the lot). I go to get in my car and a cop on foot pops out of nowhere. He says "We have reports of you street racing". I could throw a rock at the police station from that grocery store like anyone could be that stupid. (Not that im out street racing). I go "nope, the whole city would know if I was street racing, im running straight 2 and 1/2" piping off the rear mount turbo". He looks at me dumbfounded for like 5 seconds. I tell him " That and i just got back here today from an Army deployment". He let me go immediately. He tried to make me ricer by association shadoquad, DEpointfive0 and Nailzs like this.

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