Official Crappy Parkers Thread

happytheman · 01-08-2012, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo1114

This cant be real.

Yup, looks like the d-bag missed by a mile, no?

happytheman · 01-09-2012, 06:45 AM

Dude, you're asking for your ride to get keyed beyond recognition. You're better off finding something a mile away and only use one spot, than risk the chance of pissing someone off that feels you may think (although not actually the case) too much of your car.

Be careful pulling this move...because some people will not just

and move on. You've already stated that there's some douchebaggeriness going on in MD, it's not a stretch for them to take it to the next level and key your sh!t beyond recognition!

Masa · 01-09-2012, 07:23 AM

If he's parking in B'more he has more important things to worry about than getting his car keyed.

Snakes709 · 01-09-2012, 09:44 AM

yea and ill admit it, it is a douche thing to do, but meh. People gotta learn. Theres no reason why someone needs to take up 4 parking spots. Just as much as theres no reason why i need to vandalize someones car.

LunaZ · 01-09-2012, 10:09 AM

Thanks, man.
Now if I go to the Glen Dirty to visit friends I can't take my car because people will have me confused with that douchebag in the other white Z.

Being that this is the Crappy Parker's thread, I can't understand why you'd post a picture of yourself pulling a move like that and expect to get something other than criticism for it.

b1adesofcha0s · 01-09-2012, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

Thanks, man.
Now if I go to the Glen Dirty to visit friends I can't take my car because people will have me confused with that douchebag in the other white Z.

Being that this is the Crappy Parker's thread, I can't understand why you'd post a picture of yourself pulling a move like that and expect to get something other than criticism for it.

You could always park nicely next to my Z

Masa · 01-09-2012, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

You could always park nicely next to my Z

You mean that Platinum Graphite one the red arrow is showing taking up 3 spaces?

b1adesofcha0s · 01-09-2012, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Masa

You mean that Platinum Graphite one the red arrow is showing taking up 3 spaces?

I never said I would be the one parked nicely

4r3s · 01-09-2012, 05:00 PM

b1adesofcha0s · 01-09-2012, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo1114

Yeah Don't bring your Z to Glen Dirty. I cant Wait to move from here. If you'd lived here you would do the same thing I do. Take 4 parking spaces very far away even if you have to walk 1/2 mile and when you have no choice like fast food restaurant you will eat next to the window where you parked your car just in case. I lived in fear here. So stay there in PA I've been there and is nice

I've had my Z for a year here now and never had any issues. I even park among the masses at Walmart.

370Zsteve · 01-09-2012, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

I've had my Z for a year here now and never had any issues. I even park among the masses at Walmart.

Jinx'd!

b1adesofcha0s · 01-09-2012, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve

Jinx'd!

Fffffuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I lied, I had one incident. Someone backed into my rear bumper shortly after I got the car, but I got over it.

LunaZ · 01-09-2012, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo1114

So stay there in PA I've been there and is nice

Have you looked at any of the pictures I've posted in this thread?
I get it, you're in no man's land... but it still screams DB and invites being f'ed with. Been there, done that when I was young, dumb and full of cum.
If you're that far away, one spot is all you need. The more attention you draw to yourself, the more attention you'll get.

keb370z · 01-10-2012, 04:15 PM

Love this thread. Just made it through the entire thing.

I used to park in an above ground garage for work. I'd go through several empty levels to the top level and take the corner spot, hugging the wall. The top 2-3 levels were always empty. I did this every day.

One day, I was sitting in my spot listening to music because I was a bit early. Up the ramp at 100 mph comes a big pick-up. Heads straight for me. Swings around, slams into reverse, backs in at record speed and slams into the concrete wall. The guy got out, looked at his damage, and left. He had to know I was there because I listen to music loud. I was cracking up, but he wouldn't look at me.

I know I didn't take "his" spot because I parked there every day. I can't explain it. It was the farthest spot from the elevator. Why right next to me? WHY.

onzedge · 01-10-2012, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by keb370z

Love this thread. Just made it through the entire thing.

I used to park in an above ground garage for work. I'd go through several empty levels to the top level and take the corner spot, hugging the wall. The top 2-3 levels were always empty. I did this every day.

One day, I was sitting in my spot listening to music because I was a bit early. Up the ramp at 100 mph comes a big pick-up. Heads straight for me. Swings around, slams into reverse, backs in at record speed and slams into the concrete wall. The guy got out, looked at his damage, and left. He had to know I was there because I listen to music loud. I was cracking up, but he wouldn't look at me.

I know I didn't take "his" spot because I parked there every day. I can't explain it. It was the farthest spot from the elevator. Why right next to me? WHY.

Oh, the humanity!!!

01-09-2012, 06:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1823	Dude, you're asking for your ride to get keyed beyond recognition. You're better off finding something a mile away and only use one spot, than risk the chance of pissing someone off that feels you may think (although not actually the case) too much of your car. Be careful pulling this move...because some people will not just and move on. You've already stated that there's some douchebaggeriness going on in MD, it's not a stretch for them to take it to the next level and key your sh!t beyond recognition! __________________ --Brantly-- *PowderCoating by Mike/Stillen/PWJDM/Shine Auto/NST* GTR/Michelin /Fast Intentions/Evo-R/Mobil 1/Motul/Z1 https://facebook.com/CentralFloridaZClub Last edited by happytheman; 01-09-2012 at 06:48 AM.

01-09-2012, 07:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Masa A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Annapolis, MD Posts: 2,237 Drives: Family Cars Rep Power: 21	If he's parking in B'more he has more important things to worry about than getting his car keyed. __________________ BMW 340i Jeep Cherokee Trailhawk

01-09-2012, 09:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Snakes709 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Edmonton Posts: 1,205 Drives: 2011 Evo-X GSR Rep Power: 19	yea and ill admit it, it is a douche thing to do, but meh. People gotta learn. Theres no reason why someone needs to take up 4 parking spots. Just as much as theres no reason why i need to vandalize someones car. __________________ 2011 Evo-GSR AMS 2.4 stroker/ bore, FP Black build in progress. Sponsor: DSG Performance

01-09-2012, 10:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
LunaZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 6,704 Drives: Project: a white one Rep Power: 513	Thanks, man. Now if I go to the Glen Dirty to visit friends I can't take my car because people will have me confused with that douchebag in the other white Z. Being that this is the Crappy Parker's thread, I can't understand why you'd post a picture of yourself pulling a move like that and expect to get something other than criticism for it. __________________ 2009 370Z Sport/Touring/Navigation \| see my journal for mods facebook: Be my friend... or not. Last edited by LunaZ; 01-09-2012 at 10:12 AM.

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