Official Crappy Parkers Thread

onzedge · 07-03-2011, 09:02 AM

^^^ LunaZ, +1 rep for a well written and amusing story

FromG2Z · 07-07-2011, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday.

Luna, I must say... you have some kohones my friend. I know you had your beater that day, but I would have been worried about the owner keying my beater, or slashing my tires, etc etc.... but rep to you for doing this.

birdmanx1 · 07-07-2011, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by FromG2Z

Luna, I must say... you have some kohones my friend. I know you had your beater that day, but I would have been worried about the owner keying my beater, or slashing my tires, etc etc.... but rep to you for doing this.

He wouldn't be doing it if he were in Baltimore

he would get his a$$ popped for sure.

Arkaine · 07-11-2011, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday.

great story. I love doing that kind of stuff to people.

However, I will admit that I do park like an idiot sometimes, but usually in the very back spaces where no one else is parking.

KaienZ34 · 07-02-2011, 10:18 PM

LunaZ · 07-02-2011, 11:47 PM

When I was in Montana, I saw a first generation Taurus being used as a pizza delivery vehicle, complete with light up Pizza Hut bubble on the roof and a home grown triple decker combat wing... made out of plywood.

Florida_GATOR · 07-03-2011, 12:18 AM

What a douche,
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happytheman · 07-03-2011, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Florida_GATOR

What a douche,
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And parked right up front too!

KaienZ34 · 07-03-2011, 12:56 AM

I agree.

KaienZ34 · 07-03-2011, 09:14 AM

Dats some funny chit yo.

onzedge · 07-07-2011, 12:56 PM

^^^ Nice!

LunaZ · 07-11-2011, 09:05 AM

Total Dooshbaggery!
I'll give the guy a small bit of credit for at least doing this in no-man's-land, but not enough to forgive taking up four spots with a 4-year old Mazda3 wagon.

Somebody should push this picture along to one of those "you park like an a-hole" sites.

hansoac · 07-11-2011, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Total Dooshbaggery!
I'll give the guy a small bit of credit for at least doing this in no-man's-land, but not enough to forgive taking up four spots with a 4-year old Mazda3 wagon.

Somebody should push this picture along to one of those "you park like an a-hole" sites.

If I were driving my winter car I would have fit in one of the spots..SUPER TIGHTLY. That always teaches em a lesson.

LunaZ · 07-11-2011, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hansoac

If I were driving my winter car I would have fit in one of the spots..SUPER TIGHTLY. That always teaches em a lesson.

He must work in one of the stores in the plaza; He's parked there every day.
Yeah, I'm thinking I might have to back my truck in along his driver's side door next time I go to that plaza. I live close enough to there that I can just leave the truck there and walk home so he has a nice surprise when he gets off of work. Or better yet, I could park the truck there tonight, taking just one of the legal spots, but totally ruining his morning when "his" parking spot isn't available

b1adesofcha0s · 07-11-2011, 09:11 AM

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07-11-2011, 09:05 AM	#12 (permalink)
LunaZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 6,704 Drives: Project: a white one Rep Power: 513	Total Dooshbaggery! I'll give the guy a small bit of credit for at least doing this in no-man's-land, but not enough to forgive taking up four spots with a 4-year old Mazda3 wagon. Somebody should push this picture along to one of those "you park like an a-hole" sites. __________________ 2009 370Z Sport/Touring/Navigation \| see my journal for mods facebook: Be my friend... or not.

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