Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Red__Zed]

Originally Posted by happytheman

Do you have someone parked on your right? You're pretty close to that line yourself there, friend!

reading fail

[happytheman]

Originally Posted by Red__Zed

reading fail

I'm ....

I've read, and re-read the original post and fail to see the read fail...so does that cancel out the original fail good sir?

[Apoc370z]

Originally Posted by happytheman

Do you have someone parked on your right? You're pretty close to that line yourself there, friend!

there is, its a white cargo van than gets there before me but i always leave work before the driver. i usually park a lil closer to the left just in case.

Edit:
and i think Red_Zed is talking about the space next to mine, its always empty cause i put a 'no parking' sign there (i got the powah to ) so no one parks there.

basically i could take two spots if i really want to cause:
1) its the rear of the building so no one really goes to park there (20+ parking spots in front of the building)
2) The thought of having such a bad driver next to my car is enough to make me nervous.

[steveg78]

I think I saw that Avalon at a demolition derby

[xohmx]

Wow really!?!?

[370zproject]

wow

[chuckd05]

wow, what a lunatic that lady in the red car is..

[chuckd05]

This subaru is my beater, I drove it to softball and no one was in this spot because how close the truck was to that spot I am guessing, so I pulled right in and figured it would be a good oppurtunity to contribute to this thread, lol... Notice the white tundra is in my spot but the SUV next to him is also over the line, so it was a chain effect.. BUT the white truck is not only in my lane but backed a few few into the spot behind him.... His rear wheel is sitting on the back line of the spot...

[LunaZ]

[Ian B]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Is that a car behind the corvette or a retarded looking spoiler?

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by Ian B

Is that a car behind the corvette or a retarded looking spoiler?

I think it is the latter.

[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by Ian B

Is that a car behind the corvette or a retarded looking spoiler?

I'm afraid it's a retarded looking spoiler to compliment the hood scoop.

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

I'm afraid it's a retarded looking spoiler to compliment the hood scoop.

I saw an early 90's Taurus today with a hood scoop and a trunk lid spoiler. It was awesome!

[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday.

[b1adesofcha0s]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday.