Crazed street racers

fullmonty

So some kid asks me if I want to race last night at a convience store. So I asked him what he had and he told me a Pontiac G8, I told him hes 'not worth my time', just cause I don't street race. Well he tells me its supercharged and running like low 13s, I call BS and go off to finish getting what I needed. When I get done I walk outside. Hood of the G8 pops open- Supercharger, then out come about 15 time slips. I'm like FML

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