[Official] Best Post Quotes Thread

[SmoothZ]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Oh, so you were nervous at first, thinking it was wrong and that you might get caught, but then an experienced hand rested on your shoulder, while the other pressed a finger to his lips, and with a wink said "shhhhh it'll be all right." After a while it felt more and more natural, even though growing up you were told it was wrong and that it shouldn't feel good, but now here you were doing it, digging that hole in the middle of the night with your accomplice, freezing every time a car drove by, praying it wasn't the cops, hoping against all hopes... That you could plant those daisies before sunrise.

*claps hands and stands up to whistle*