[Official] Best Post Quotes Thread

[PapoZalsa]

Originally Posted by 2theextreme

Ahhhh yes.......been awhile since I haven't added some piece of CF to my car!

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

Sucks for you, Jesus. You gotta love the boys and girls equally, you bisexual freak.

Christmas has a different meaning at the m4a1mustang compound methinks. lol

[HKYStormFront]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Christmas has a different meaning at the m4a1mustang compound methinks. lol

[SmoothZ]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Oh, so you were nervous at first, thinking it was wrong and that you might get caught, but then an experienced hand rested on your shoulder, while the other pressed a finger to his lips, and with a wink said "shhhhh it'll be all right." After a while it felt more and more natural, even though growing up you were told it was wrong and that it shouldn't feel good, but now here you were doing it, digging that hole in the middle of the night with your accomplice, freezing every time a car drove by, praying it wasn't the cops, hoping against all hopes... That you could plant those daisies before sunrise.

*claps hands and stands up to whistle*

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by SmoothZ

*claps hands and stands up to whistle*

It's worth noting that I was simply responding to a post about Scrabble.

[fullmonty]

Originally Posted by SmoothZ

*claps hands and stands up to whistle*

Shado my friend, that was simply amazing. I to you sir

[PapoZalsa]

Originally Posted by Red__Zed

how did I know that the next post would be Steve with a mildly homo comment?

[Junior370z]

Originally Posted by fullmonty

I can do luke warm and slightly used. If you want alive it's gonna take a week.

Wait... What?!

[PapoZalsa]

Originally Posted by Lemers

If all you want to do is skip the primary entrance a go for the back door than you might be a closet homosexual.

[PapoZalsa]

Originally Posted by jamaica951

Ya I'm just a gay gtm supercharger

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

Let's hope. We don't want another herpes shortage like what was experienced when shado was away at orientation.

I wasn't aware that a herpes shortage was a bad thing

[370zproject]

lol

[frost]

Originally Posted by GZ3

funny that you say that...i tried a while back and the "OG's" ran through my thread in a lubeless raping assalt of derailment...maybe after some therapy i will speak once again

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by frost

teehee I kinda remember making a post or two in that thread. garsh.

[WestCo Scott]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

WestCo Scott, you've pressed the GTR Start Button to my heart.

Almost cried at work when I saw this