[Official] Best Post Quotes Thread

[theDreamer]

Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Most recently, I was in the car with m4a1mustang, when we came alongside a beautiful Italian exotic. When m4a1 inquired as to the manufacturers suggested retail pricing, the driver rather rudely responded by offering an insult to the income of m4a1, along with the brand name of the car.

From the passenger seat, I recommended m4a1 engage him in a battle of acceleration, which resulted in weaving throughout traffic until the aggressor could no longer be seen.

This deserves a place here.