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I realize now that I should have never...
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tried to eat that much
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after
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her
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New surgery, she went to
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Las Vegas to dance, then she,
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fell in love with the bouncer.
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My girlfriend loaned my wife a
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Million pesos for
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a sex toy so we could...
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Enjoy our divorce proceedings
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in comfort and style.
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Until the children realised
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that they could easily
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manipulate the
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media, they knew their place.
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My gas gauge says full, but my
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...gut feeling is that there is...
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at least 100 miles left in my tank.
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I never actually told her this, but
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I was once involved with
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twin sisters who
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had particular sets of skills.
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They would simultaneously
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Do naked gymnastics
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rather than their customary mud wrestling sessions.
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But always allowed participation
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in between the sheets.
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Spending this much timein airplanes has made me
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Shy of flying but really excited to
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.. to join the prestigious 'mile high club'
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But this time when I join
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...I will leave the wife at home and renew my membership with...
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my bro.
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Speaking of erotic fantasies,
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I keep visualizing this
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... awesome menage a trois, when suddenly ...
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The ugly one emerges and I
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start gagging and
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losing all enthusiasm.
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