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never trust a woman who
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has one hand
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behind her back.
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Hard to forget the look in her eyes, when
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she saw that I had ordered a triple portion of bacon and no eggs! She said
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holy crap you are ...
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really into pork! But why no eggs? I said...
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be quiet and finish your kale/quinoa stir-fry.
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As I peered through the half opened blinds at
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my neighbor's wife, who was slowly
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pouring suntan lotion
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across her ample, yet supple
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lesbian lover’s rear
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caboose.
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Dripping in
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maple syrup, my wife stood there and
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slowly manipulated
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the speed of her
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intimate implement until it
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self-destructed.
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Foolishly, I
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bought a
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slightly used
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device that can
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slowly stimulate one’s
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acupuncture point that is located
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somewhere between your
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lower back and upper legs
|
It was so
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fascinating to
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Mr. Alcheng that he
|
made a visit to
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Queen Latifah's apartment.
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In the morning, he
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suddenly discovered that
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a terrible rash had
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affected in the area around
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and over his
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forehead
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When his sister was younger she
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