adjusting my carry on fanny pack loaded with ( healthy snacks ) trail mix "always take out the corn nuts", banana chips, raisins, kale chips, turkey jerky, boiled peanuts, sugar free fruit rolls, and even some


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fried tofu.

My new Brite Green Speedo fits perfectly and my daily 22 lap's in the swimming pool are about to start, today will be another great day with

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Gwyneth Paltrow serving me a fine concoction of

Fresh squeezed mango juice with a twist of pineapple and a clear plastic sippy straw while

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Climbing on the table to retain an umbrella to garnish said cocktail

Whenever I think of the nutcase Gwyneth Paltrow, I cannot help but

think what a beautiful and warm person that she is with a heart larger than most who

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also happens to have more than one screw loose.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they're here to stay, Oh I believe in yesterday

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When I cooked hotdogs on an open fire and felt the warmth of some Norwegian wood

And the smell and smoke reminded me of my childhood, filled with

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happy thoughts of simpler times.

Todays breakfast was very delicious, although my wheat toast was a tad bit burned, but bye adding some hand made orange marmalade jelly, it seemed like

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A good idea, but I just couldn't get over the burnt bits. It tainted my perception of

The head chef here at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Seoul, South Korea, but me being me, my second thought's were to just let it go, but that's not the way it

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should work in civilized society.

While pulling out my fine 3 piece Kiton men's suit today, noticed that the date it was made was 2008, my goodness this Gray - Grey three piece suit is still timeless, who would have thought that after many wear's and many year's


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Wait wat happened to the game?

Once upon a time, Mr. Kenchan lost his

virgin-status in the strangest of places

on his body.

That being said about mr. ken, one wonders if'n loose-bowels

had an impact on his virginity or if

or if he will continually deny

that he is actually Mr. Eastwest in disguise.

Bump

Fa la la la. fa la la la, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood, won't you be my friend today, it's a beautiful day for sure won't you be

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my neighbor.

Rock hudson reportedly had few friends butt, he had nabors

Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace, molly is the singer in a band, desmond says to molly the girl I like your face

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buried deeply

In a book of Chinese herbal remedies, hence my current income situation will not allot me a daily dose of Viagra

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which "wood" have helped me complete the sexual sense of this sentence.

It is recommended to be careful with

Thai girls, because

they may not be what

god wanted them to be.

The mischievous charms of the

co-eds at University of Arkansas fascinate me when