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The first time it happened, I
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was shocked that it was not
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feeling like it was supposed to, but rather
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it was engorged and somewhat
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uncomfortable.
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Dad always told me
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that I should never stick my
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finger in a light socket, although...
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he failed to mention about...
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sticking it in your nose. Another lesson Dad taught me was...
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"always pillage before you burn".
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Otherwise, the burning will cause...
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...severe redness, itching and dermal flaking on the lower extremities of your...
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good stuff.
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I was embarrassed for her when
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she admitted sleeping with
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various farm animals; however, it got worse when she
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she saw the Budweiser Clydesdales galloping her way.
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My Z just ran over the largest
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squirrel I have ever
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had the pleasure of
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turning into mush.
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Watching Mark Zuckerberg getting grilled is
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quite satisfying, especially when
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he is sitting on 4" of
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booster seat.
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2/3 of all Millennials do not know
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anything about what it takes to
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relate to anything but
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social media and Tide Pod consumption.
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Once you go
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through with gender reassignment,
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you may eventually begin to
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understand how to apply makeup without
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poking your eye out.
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I watched the neighbor intently as she
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was sunbathing in her back yard when
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she first saw me
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And handed me
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her bathing suit.
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