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I saw her for the first time; all was wonderful until
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I noticed the folded up paper towel in her pocket which
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Quote:
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I laughed when my wife showed me her...
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new vibrating egg, it made
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me buy a bigger one for
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my own purposes, but I do not want to talk about that.
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Standing in the checkout line with my wife and from behind me my old girlfriend sneaks up and whispers
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"Have you seen your doctor?", I then
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Yea. She is standing right in front of me Bitch.
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People should think twice before
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ever attempting a stunt that involves
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two wheels, a ring of fire, a canyon, three bottles of Jack Daniels and
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4 hits of quality LSD-25.
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Seeing her and remembering past problems, I....
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was still somehow able to rationalize
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that just one more...
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try and we would somehow get it right.
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The level of your outrage does not equate to
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any sort of logical argument, it
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actually makes it worse. Besides...
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most people nowadays are incapable of using reason and logic.
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As the sun came up, it occurred to me
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I left my sunglasses on the
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roof of the car.
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After my third bout hanging over the porcelain god, I...
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began thinking that maybe it was not such a great idea that I
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eat raw oysters ever again.
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Suddenly, I felt my
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heart sink as I watched
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with amazement as her
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new lesbian lover
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pulled out the biggest
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pair of men’s briefs and
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Happy mountain oysters on easter Sunday!
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On this fine Sunday, my thoughts gravitated to
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the time I
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made all the bloody mary cocktails for our family's
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bi-annual get together in remembrance of
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Uncle Clint's parole.
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