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...the worst bunch...
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of crackheads.
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While making coffee this morning,
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... I glanced upon the biggest...
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eclair I ever
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I ever dared to
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stick into...
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my pie hole.
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It seems that every time I overhear a conversation between two women,
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that involves wanting to try Chicago's Best Jumbo Frankfurters, I just have to
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wonder what they
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truly enjoy at...
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bedtime each night.
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Has the thought occured to you that
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she just might be
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not truly a
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pole dancer." Her pastor said.
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Yet every Sunday
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she slowly slides in and
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out of her latex body suit.
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The fattest feminist once said
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I hate men but I love my big, thick ...
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battery operated boyfriend named Steve.
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Jesus came, he saw and he
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returned to heaven asap, disgusted by what he saw.
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Once there was a man who
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said he would be president one day...
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and then
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he won and triggered snowflakes around the world.
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Speaking of clueless millennials,
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When I asked one to get a job , he said
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.." hey dude, I don't a need a job, my daddy is a..."
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enabling push-over who indulges my every whim.
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I say Zamboni and you say,
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...holy sh!t, I'm going for a beer before the second period starts.
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Hockey is to Americans as
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Football is to Brazilians.
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He sweats profusely when he
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...he takes the wife out for a spin on his...
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ex-wife’s...
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