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Without hesitation, I asked her...
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to run to the store
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to pick me up a dozen
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lubricated condoms and a
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can of baked beans.
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However, when I began searching for those things, I
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I realized she mistakenly bought
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the wrong batteries for her
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red dot sight.
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Upon learning this, I immediately
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Swept her up into my arms and
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whispered in a very low but commanding voice directly into
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her ear that she and I were through.
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The shirt I bought for my trip to vegas said "It's not Gay, if it is the TSA, and my wife's shirt said...
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"I'm with Stupid" which I took personally.
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There is nothing more fun than taking a
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a wet beagle to
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relieve himself in the
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field of dreams.
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I remember my Grandpa often...
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would sit on the porch and
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take out his
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harmonica that he used for
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scratching the itch right under his...
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wrinkled
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scrotum.
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It seemed as if one of her favorite ...
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movies was
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one that John Holmes starred in named
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"The Good, The Bad, The horny".
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There was this girl at the coffee shop with purple hair that
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caught my eye -- mainly because
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of the humongous muffin top hanging out of her black tights and...
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her blouse. She was adjusting her...
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bra straps when the I heard
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the loudest fart...
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But it wasn't her, but her friend with the
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video camera was giggling.
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My sister always was
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running around with
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