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My mind wandered and I started wanting...
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to meet her, so I
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came up with the following line:
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"Hey Babe, want to share a toothbrush in the morning".
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As I went to pull the parachute cord, my...
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panic began when I realized that
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it was only a dream and I was actually...
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in bed with Oprah.
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Ouch, my toe hurts when I
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have to get up and leave hurriedly because
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the booze wore off and I saw with whom I came home.
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It happened twice after I
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tried to undress her --
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and the fragrance reminded me ...
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Seattle's Pike Place fish market.
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I saw a blue- haired girl and it reminded me of ..
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back in the days when LSD was
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my three favorite food groups.
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Speaking of acid trips,
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back in my youth, I once
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scored some window pane and we
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enjoyed the next few hours wondering why everyone’s faces were so distorted.
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while I was walking down the street, i saw this girl with the biggest
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set of
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Grocery bags, so I offered her
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no help, because her oversized Adams Apple was rapidly pulsating in the late morning sun.
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Things were getting hot and heavy with Nadine one night when
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I looked over my shoulder to see
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her Uncle Raymond who was
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standing in the corner getting ready to
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beat the daylights out of me.
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I was standing on the side of the road when suddenly,
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This 370Z roll by with a
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naked woman hanging out of the passenger window yelling
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"I have been kidnapped by Mr. Kenchan!!!".
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Ever since I was a young lad, I was ....
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fascinated and aroused by the sight of a woman's leg in stockings, especially
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after the neighbor left her blinds open while she repeatedly
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teased me by trying on her lingerie and nylons, knowing I was watching.
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Who could forget that magical night when
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