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attractive physique while I pose in front of
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the front window when the neighbor lady is
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changing into her nightie.
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Years ago, when I was in High School,
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I was often embarrassed when mother nature decided to
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(bump)
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chill me to the bone, as evidenced by
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the skid marks in my skivvies.
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My sister in law always
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comments on my clothes; I think she
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secretly wants
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to see me in my underwear.
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Recently while at the grocery store,
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I observed some strange happenings in the produce section; apparently,
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some overgrown redneck gal from way down South (with her name on her belt) decided to
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"test-fit" several cucumbers.
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They were not big enough to
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satisfy her need for
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total fulfillment so she also
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Simultaneously tried a can of mixed vegetables. That allowed her to
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maintain her
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reputation of having a green thumb.
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I remember my Dad always used to say,
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whenever a woman says "yes", she really means
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“When she’s good and ready” and only if ....
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I have finished all my chores.
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I remember back when ladies
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were ladies and men were
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men, but somewhere in our fugged up PC world, it changed to
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everyone thinking that they can change their biology.
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Oft times I sit and wonder about what if
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everyone would just stop and
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reconsider
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their sexual orientation
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despite the
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inclination to
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make a political statement
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Bump
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or otherwise advertise their perversions.
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Mama always told me,
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