, at least in micheal moore's eyes,

they may stand a chance.

Be that as it may,

I just can't make sense of

all the terrible people who pick on others for there own pleasure, is it lack of

-Clifford :tiphat:

self-esteem or is it

lack of mutual respect, as the current times show all of us that it is

-Clifford :tiphat:

all lives that matter.

I have happy thoughts when

watching porn, remembering

when women did not feel the need to shave

but, man, some's them bushes was crazy scary!!!

I'm feeling like a million dollars today, just completed my daily 22 lap's in the pool and now

-Clifford :tiphat:

am relaxing with some home-made

analgesic balm whilst

chugging down a tall iced cold glass of Dad's root beer, and munching on a jumbo bowl of Extra Spicy Hot Dorito's

-Clifford :tiphat:

followed by a half-bottle of Maalox.

Shot though the heart and you're to blame darling, you give love a bad name

-Clifford :tiphat:

an angel's smile is what you sell, you promise me heaven then put me through hell.

American ninja warrior

is one of the

most interesting

soap operas I've

watched have been on CNN.

She decided to spend the weekend, strange but she only brought a toothbrush, right away my thoughts took another twist for

-Clifford :tiphat:

all of the possibilities that implied.

The pantry door was left open, the smell of fresh peach's scented the air

-Clifford :tiphat:

taking me back in time to summers at my Grandma's farm in Woodlake, CA.

Jumped out of bed without a alarm clock as usual, drank my morning protein shake with 3 raw eggs and went straight for the

-Clifford :tiphat:

treadmill when I was met with an unusual sight --

The door to the on site gym was locked, so a slight problem was before me, never to worry

-Clifford :tiphat:

as I always carry a

jock strap fortified

with an ample supply of

Swiss Army knives, with the latest door slim jim tools and I even carry a spare

-Clifford :tiphat:

kotex in case the knife accidentally opens and severs one of my baby-makers.

When flying on commercial airlines, it is usually

frowned upon to remove

one's underwear whilst

I saw nothing but pure unadulterated bush