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that time her uncle Jack
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asked her to play "what's in my front pocket?".
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My crazy sister-in-law used to
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jump in and
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try to join us while we were
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in the middle of
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just about anything, including
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acting out two girls and a cup....
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of canola oil wrestlng match gone wrong.
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Speaking of oil and wrestling, I once witnessed
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two Lesbian auto mechanics trying to
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prove who has the biggest...
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problem with
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the Snap-on tool salesman when he
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decided to settle it once and for all by
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vise gripping their
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nipple to see who cried "uncle" first.
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But one of them accidentally....
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left her...
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toy in her
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desk drawer and
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being unwashed, it began to give off an odd odor somewhat like
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Gefilte fish.
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Not as bad as Surströmming but
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still made me gag, as
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the smell reminded me of
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a particular scary time back in my previous life when
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excessive use of hallucinagens was my common weekend activity.
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During one of those binges...
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I vaguely remember
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something about three midgets and a
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Peeping Tom gives me the...
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slightest smile as I picture the
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That big naked kahuna taking a shower while
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sniffing the shower gel.
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Waying to board my flight last Thursday, I was dismayed at the
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large amount of
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contraban which mainly consisted of
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unregistered service animals.
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Who wouldve guessed that service animals could be smuggled in someones...
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