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We prayed, we even sent her to see Dr Phil, He thought that he

-Clifford :tiphat:

should, at the very least, see it and lay hands upon it, as if

to touch it, feel it, squeeze it, but oh no Dr Phil had other plans

-Clifford :tiphat:

as he "counseled" her in the Green Room.

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head,

-Clifford :tiphat:

found my way downstairs and drank a cup

And looking up, I noticed I was late

-Clifford :tiphat:

found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

-Clifford :tiphat:

and looking up, I noticed I was late.

Her scent was intoxicating, a red thong was strewn across the couch, I thought

-Clifford :tiphat:

perhaps that was where the bulk

of my passion was directed; however,

my pent up lust and excitement needed closure

-Clifford :tiphat:

and I got it, but too quickly.

So here I sit so broken hearted, tried to

-Clifford :tiphat:

sh!t, but only farted.

shout shout, let it all out, these are the things

-Clifford :tiphat:

I can do without, come on --

brothers...can't we all just get along?

There's a lady who knows

that the Zep song actually starts with" There's a lady who's sure..."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slartibartfas (Post 3511677)

that the Zep song actually starts with" There's a lady who's sure..."

You are correct....

Allow me to start over...

New sentence:

Sitting on a park bench,

eyeing little girls with bad intent.

Snot's running down his nose,

greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.

Drying in the cold sun,

watching as the frilly panties run.

When I listen to Jethro Tull,

spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Imagine there's no heaven, Its easy if you try, No hell below us

-Clifford :tiphat:

, above us only sky.

Under the silk sheets she waited for me, the scent of

-Clifford :tiphat:

patchouli oil and incense filled

with a nauseating stench reminiscent of

many of my 70's hippie chicks with whom

I had many hairy and smelly experiences.

The things i find myself admiring about wimmens, as i grow older,