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As a youth, I was often reminded
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by my parents, and other authority figures, that
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If I continued down that path
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that I would go blind.
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I am trying this response in braille right now because
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this weekend I am going to be
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going on a "blind" date.
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When I first saw her leaning over
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the cruise ship railing, the impulse to
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save her, quickly vanished.
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One day, whilst idly thumbing through
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the Fredericks’s of Hollywood catalog with one hand, I
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thought to myself that, perhaps
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I should quit wasting so much time procrasturbating.
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Otherwise I’ll end up being..
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just like all the other trolls.
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One thing I shouldn’t have....
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ever said in public was
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I'm a cross dresser at night!
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When my friend first told me about her, I ....
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immediately began mentally undressing her; however,
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as her clothing fell off, an overwhelming...
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desire to mentally re-dress her overwhelmed me.
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When my girlfriend’s eyes opened wide, I....
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was standing in front of her, holding
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My candy Lollipop and asked if she would like a lick then she said
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"I want a meal, not a snack".
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Besides the “lazy eye”, the girl still..
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had a few interesting qualities, not the least of which was
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her oddly attractive oversized head.
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Whilst boarding a flight the other day, the thought occurred to me that
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the flight attendant stood at an odd angle, until I ...
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... mistakenly rubbed my neck pillow across her ...
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stockings-clad thighs as she served me my antipasto dinner tray.
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Right in the middle of it all, she says...
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... "excuse me honey, but can you please remove your ..."
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Knife from my back?
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So at the family reunion picnic, I realized....
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that I was probably the only one there who
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... knew how to actually remove ...
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