Either I met the nicest Z loving cop on Earth or I'm just that slick :-)

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by cow

This. Go be sixteen-years-old on another site.

Not sure who that message is intended for but I specifically asked peers members to share instances when they somehow got away from an expected ticket/fine WITH respect of the men and women in law enforcement

cow · 08-27-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

Not sure who that message is intended for but I specifically asked peers members to share instances when they somehow got away from an expected ticket/fine WITH respect of the men and women in law enforcement

Seemed pretty obvious it was intended at broke *** Dr Dre.

08-27-2011, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cow

Seemed pretty obvious it was intended at broke *** Dr Dre.

LOL

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cow

Seemed pretty obvious it was intended at broke *** Dr Dre.

Ah!!! my misunderstanding, I saw my quote and figured it was intended at me. I stand corrected. Carry on

b1adesofcha0s · 08-27-2011, 12:16 PM

Damn you definitely lucked out Bert. Glad you didn't show any signs of having some of that oil money otherwise he might have tried to get himself some of that

.

Glad to hear you just got away with minor fines. You actually going to get rid of the tint or just pay the fines?

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Damn you definitely lucked out Bert. Glad you didn't show any signs of having some of that oil money otherwise he might have tried to get himself some of that

.

Glad to hear you just got away with minor fines. You actually going to get rid of the tint or just pay the fines?

Had you been in the car, he was definitely going to slap me with the fines seeing that I had a future young mullah with me in the car. I'm not getting rid of the tint, I have a plan, will see how it turns out

I got to say we ended up chatting for a bit on the side of the road about Irene before parting ways like old friends - He gave me the rundown on the different hurricane categories

somatic · 08-27-2011, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

Had you been in the car, he was definitely going to slap me with the fines seeing that I had a future young mullah with me in the car. I'm not getting rid of the tint, I have a plan, will see how it turns out

I got to say we ended up chatting for a bit on the side of the road about Irene before parting ways like old friends - He gave me the rundown on the different hurricane categories

i guess no one else wants to share stories today lol

b1adesofcha0s · 08-27-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

Had you been in the car, he was definitely going to slap me with the fines seeing that I had a future young mullah with me in the car. I'm not getting rid of the tint, I have a plan, will see how it turns out

I got to say we ended up chatting for a bit on the side of the road about Irene before parting ways like old friends - He gave me the rundown on the different hurricane categories

Don't have any cool stories about cops. I've only ever been pulled over once and I'd like to keep it that way

TROOPER · 08-27-2011, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

This had to be without any doubt the nicest officer I've dealt with, ever. Do you care sharing any instance when you somehow got away from an imminent ticket/fine and pulled it off? Please fine gents & ladies, do so with respect of law and enforcement

That's easy.. You just need one of these tags on your car

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 01:26 PM

You've thought of it before. Look dude, with your British accent, you are usually one step ahead. I need one that a sticker next to ZUPRMAN, some like TROOPER2, that should do the trick

TROOPER · 08-27-2011, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

You've thought of it before. Look dude, with your British accent, you are usually one step ahead. I need one that a sticker next to ZUPRMAN, some like TROOPER2, that should do the trick

Sorry dude..... There can be only one..!!

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER

Sorry dude..... There can be only one..!!

Pulling the highlander card I see, well, I definitely know what needs to be done to your pumpkin ... right on time for Halloween

Majorwoody · 08-28-2011, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by xdeslitx

"buwaka ng ina mo"

hahahahaaaaaaaa

birdmanx1 · 08-28-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by somatic

i guess no one else wants to share stories today lol

lol no worries dude, they are coming, I can feel it

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Originally Posted by Majorwoody

hahahahaaaaaaaa

elmz · 08-29-2011, 11:46 AM

Hehe, I'm sure the joke helped a lot

I got clocked at 130mph(in my 350Z) late one night on the 15 when I used to live in Vegas. I was also a little buzzed. Anyway I saw a car on the side of the freeway waaay ahead of me with its lights on. So I dropped down to 70 mph way before I got up to it, just in case it was a cop - and it was. My heart dropped to my stomach as soon as I could clearly see it was a patrol car. Seconds later, his lights flash, and he was on my ***. I kid you not, I have never prayed to God like I did that night. I was drunk going 130 mph, I knew I was going to jail and getting slapped with a DUI, life was over. To make a long story short it went down like this...

(Me sitting in the car desperately praying to God if he got me out of this one, I would never speed again)
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: About 70 mph.
Cop: No, way back there.
Me: (I knew I was busted so I said) Over 100 mph officer.
Cop: I clocked you at 130mph
Me: Really? you can clock me way back there?
Cop: Yep. How fast have you taken this thing?
Me: (That caught me off guard, so I was confused, but I didn't want to incriminate myself anymore)Umm...officer I know I'm in trouble and I don't want to get myself in anymore trouble.
Cop: No, seriously how fast? you won't get in trouble.
Me: (I was even more confused now so I just told him) I've taken it up to 150.
Cop: Wow, that's fast. Where do you live?
Me: Next exit.
Cop: OK, I'm going to give you the max speeding ticket without paying additional fines (I think that's 10mph over the limit) and go straight home.

I swear when that cop walked away I heard the Hallelujah song playing! And I stuck that ticket on the back of my door so I would see it everyday I walk out.

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08-29-2011, 11:46 AM	#30 (permalink)
elmz Track Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 674 Drives: 2014 Porsche Boxster Rep Power: 17	Hehe, I'm sure the joke helped a lot I got clocked at 130mph(in my 350Z) late one night on the 15 when I used to live in Vegas. I was also a little buzzed. Anyway I saw a car on the side of the freeway waaay ahead of me with its lights on. So I dropped down to 70 mph way before I got up to it, just in case it was a cop - and it was. My heart dropped to my stomach as soon as I could clearly see it was a patrol car. Seconds later, his lights flash, and he was on my ***. I kid you not, I have never prayed to God like I did that night. I was drunk going 130 mph, I knew I was going to jail and getting slapped with a DUI, life was over. To make a long story short it went down like this... (Me sitting in the car desperately praying to God if he got me out of this one, I would never speed again) Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: About 70 mph. Cop: No, way back there. Me: (I knew I was busted so I said) Over 100 mph officer. Cop: I clocked you at 130mph Me: Really? you can clock me way back there? Cop: Yep. How fast have you taken this thing? Me: (That caught me off guard, so I was confused, but I didn't want to incriminate myself anymore)Umm...officer I know I'm in trouble and I don't want to get myself in anymore trouble. Cop: No, seriously how fast? you won't get in trouble. Me: (I was even more confused now so I just told him) I've taken it up to 150. Cop: Wow, that's fast. Where do you live? Me: Next exit. Cop: OK, I'm going to give you the max speeding ticket without paying additional fines (I think that's 10mph over the limit) and go straight home. I swear when that cop walked away I heard the Hallelujah song playing! And I stuck that ticket on the back of my door so I would see it everyday I walk out.