Either I met the nicest Z loving cop on Earth or I'm just that slick :-)

birdmanx1 · 08-26-2011, 09:07 PM

On the way home from running some errands all day long, I got pulled over by an officer on an empty freeway not too far from my house. I pulled over once I spotted the officer, stopped the engine and put the keys on top of the roof and waited for officer to catch up ... valuable time to think fast

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Officer# So do you know why I stopped you?
birdman with the dumbest French accident# Let me guess officer, my dumb a$$ was speeding right?
Officer# Yes you were, any reason why?
birdman# Well, I was trying to run away from hurricane Irene and grab some provisions.
Officer looking amuzed# Well you know it won't get here till tomorrow and that you are way too early ... Wait here!

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Final tally, repair order for front tint, get front plate installed ... saving close to 1k worth of fines. This had to be without any doubt the nicest officer I've dealt with, ever. Do you care sharing any instance when you somehow got away from an imminent ticket/fine and pulled it off? Please fine gents & ladies, do so with respect of law and enforcement

1cleans13 · 08-26-2011, 09:12 PM

Lucky you!!

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bigaudiofanat · 08-26-2011, 10:31 PM

Bird you know only I can get away with going 120 without traction control and not get caught. HOW dare you try!!! LOLZ

birdmanx1 · 08-26-2011, 11:28 PM

I was very lucky Will, any other officer in that position would have slapped those fines without any pause but this one didn't. I guess now is that time to see the eye doc for the need for tint

.

Matt, I tried to follow in your squid marks, see where that got me. Hey dude, riding shotgun when you bring your Altima back down in MD. I will need you for the extra speakers

FL 4Motion · 08-26-2011, 11:46 PM

I've never been pulled over and not gotten a ticket.

xdeslitx · 08-27-2011, 12:18 AM

"buwaka ng ina mo"

RandyD · 08-27-2011, 08:31 AM

good for you.

bring some of those same donuts next week...

somatic · 08-27-2011, 08:35 AM

when i was heading to east texas to visit my relatives last month, i was speeding down the highway of course. i come over a rise and next thing you know, my radar detector goes crazy! i of course hit the brakes and tried to figure out where he was (i was going 85 in a 65 i think, they have weird speed limits there). well, after i got down to normal speed i saw him on the left side of the road (state trooper), so i stayed my butt in the right lane.
but then he pulled onto the road, got into the right lane, and folled me for a quarter mile....he turned on his lights!

i pulled over on the right side of the road (which i immediately realized was the bad side to pull over on) and the officer slowly walked around the passenger side of my car, pausing to touch my blacked out taillights and my roof spoiler (my previous car). so i, of course, was thinking "this dude is gonna think im some ricer kid and hes gonna give me a ticket for everything he can find!" he walks to the passenger door, and asks me "sir, please step out of the vehicle and follow my to my car." ...my heart was friggin racing. and my girlfriend...she was even more scared than me lol.

so i walk over to his car, and he says "please get in the vehicle" . o.0' "ok officer," i managed to squeak out. I get in, leaving the door open (i guess i thought about running lol not an intelligent idea). He says "please close the door." so i do it. he turns on his car, searches in the computer for my info (at this point id given him my drivers license and insurance). all of a sudden, he asks me "so what brings you all the way out her from plano?" (i was about two hundred miles from where i live). so i tell him how im out there to see my grandma for her birthday ( the truth btw she turned 77) and he starts talking to me about the area she lived in, then we start talking about the drive up, and then we move on to my car, and then i looked up and so his camera feed in the headling and i was like "thats so cool. ive never been in a cop car before so i didnt know thats how it looked." it made him laugh so he showed me how he could switch to a camera that was apparently right in front of my face the whole time that showed an interior view of the cop car. we talk for a few more minutes and he finally tells me the reason he pulled me over: no front plate. He gave me a warning, told me a shorter route to get where i was going, and told me to drive safe. all in all we hung out in his vehicle for like 15 minutes! and when i got back to my car, my girlfriend was freaking out cause she thought i was about to be arrested lol.

but she realized that shed be cool with that, and sais "i would have gotten to drive your car though!" ....hell no

Red__Zed · 08-27-2011, 08:39 AM

Not at all surprising sir.

I bet he didn't ticket you because he was worried your car would eat him.

You are pretty slick

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

I've never been pulled over and not gotten a ticket.

LOL how did you manage to do that man?

Quote:

Originally Posted by xdeslitx

"buwaka ng ina mo"

dude, I had all kinds of bad words in different languages going through my head.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnasty370z

F*** the police

Nawww man, most are truly doing their job. This was the nicest I've dealt with, there has been a few I can say the same for but in the end they enforce the law.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyD

good for you.
bring some of those same donuts next week...

ah good idea, we all need to work on different accent too Randy. Work on your scarface accent that'll save you if you get pulled over.

bigaudiofanat · 08-27-2011, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by birdmanx1

I was very lucky Will, any other officer in that position would have slapped those fines without any pause but this one didn't. I guess now is that time to see the eye doc for the need for tint

.

Matt, I tried to follow in your squid marks, see where that got me. Hey dude, riding shotgun when you bring your Altima back down in MD. I will need you for the extra speakers

You never fallow a crazy white mans driving skillz.

I will happy to take you for a ride, check out my log I did a nice oil change last weekend and will soon be doing the audio.

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somatic

so i walk over to his car, and he says "please get in the vehicle" . o.0' "ok officer," i managed to squeak out. I get in, leaving the door open (i guess i thought about running lol not an intelligent idea). He says "please close the door." so i do it.

Awesome story dude, I bet he had a kick watching you be dumbfounded by the situation. It's stories like yours about cool cops such as the one you ran into that never get out. All you see on TV is this

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Not at all surprising sir.

I bet he didn't ticket you because he was worried your car would eat him.
You are pretty slick

LMAO bro, I learn from the best (YOU). For once in my life, I can be thankful of the dumb french fries accent had TROOPER been on the car there wouldn't even be any tint ticket

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigaudiofanat

You never fallow a crazy white mans driving skillz.

I will happy to take you for a ride, check out my log I did a nice oil change last weekend and will soon be doing the audio.

HAHAHAHA I told you that after you pulled up in like a boss in my neighborhood broski!!! Am I glad you didn't drive the R8 when we were down here? we would have been dead by now. In for the ride when you come down this way and excited about the audio, pls let me know what I need to get ahead of time so you don't do multiple trips

08-27-2011, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnasty370z

F*** the police

In before the ban!

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by birdmanx1

Do you care sharing any instance when you somehow got away from an imminent ticket/fine and pulled it off? Please fine gents & ladies, do so with respect of law and enforcement

...

cow · 08-27-2011, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dnasty370z

F*** the police

Quote:

Originally Posted by birdmanx1

Nawww man, most are truly doing their job.

This. Go be sixteen-years-old on another site.

08-26-2011, 09:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
birdmanx1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 95 Posts: 3,175 Drives: 370z Nismo Rep Power: 23	Either I met the nicest Z loving cop on Earth or I'm just that slick :-) On the way home from running some errands all day long, I got pulled over by an officer on an empty freeway not too far from my house. I pulled over once I spotted the officer, stopped the engine and put the keys on top of the roof and waited for officer to catch up ... valuable time to think fast . Officer# So do you know why I stopped you? birdman with the dumbest French accident# Let me guess officer, my dumb a$$ was speeding right? Officer# Yes you were, any reason why? birdman# Well, I was trying to run away from hurricane Irene and grab some provisions. Officer looking amuzed# Well you know it won't get here till tomorrow and that you are way too early ... Wait here! ( Click to show/hide ) Final tally, repair order for front tint, get front plate installed ... saving close to 1k worth of fines. This had to be without any doubt the nicest officer I've dealt with, ever. Do you care sharing any instance when you somehow got away from an imminent ticket/fine and pulled it off? Please fine gents & ladies, do so with respect of law and enforcement __________________ 370Z NISMO #0462 \| ClearBra \| 3M tint \| Head/Taillights \| Dynamat \| Black Roof \| Tommy Kaira HB \| CF Parts \| Berk HFCs \| FI SS \| NST Pulleys \| Takeda aFe \| K&N \| H&R Spacers \| Swift Spec R \| SPC F&R \| Zuperman M370 Nismo Vid \| Nismo Journal \| Nismo Rumble Last edited by birdmanx1; 08-27-2011 at 11:09 AM.

08-26-2011, 09:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
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08-26-2011, 10:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
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08-26-2011, 11:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
birdmanx1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 95 Posts: 3,175 Drives: 370z Nismo Rep Power: 23	I was very lucky Will, any other officer in that position would have slapped those fines without any pause but this one didn't. I guess now is that time to see the eye doc for the need for tint . Matt, I tried to follow in your squid marks, see where that got me. Hey dude, riding shotgun when you bring your Altima back down in MD. I will need you for the extra speakers __________________ 370Z NISMO #0462 \| ClearBra \| 3M tint \| Head/Taillights \| Dynamat \| Black Roof \| Tommy Kaira HB \| CF Parts \| Berk HFCs \| FI SS \| NST Pulleys \| Takeda aFe \| K&N \| H&R Spacers \| Swift Spec R \| SPC F&R \| Zuperman M370 Nismo Vid \| Nismo Journal \| Nismo Rumble

08-27-2011, 08:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
somatic A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Grapevine, TX Posts: 1,767 Drives: 2013 GS350 Rep Power: 16	when i was heading to east texas to visit my relatives last month, i was speeding down the highway of course. i come over a rise and next thing you know, my radar detector goes crazy! i of course hit the brakes and tried to figure out where he was (i was going 85 in a 65 i think, they have weird speed limits there). well, after i got down to normal speed i saw him on the left side of the road (state trooper), so i stayed my butt in the right lane. but then he pulled onto the road, got into the right lane, and folled me for a quarter mile....he turned on his lights! i pulled over on the right side of the road (which i immediately realized was the bad side to pull over on) and the officer slowly walked around the passenger side of my car, pausing to touch my blacked out taillights and my roof spoiler (my previous car). so i, of course, was thinking "this dude is gonna think im some ricer kid and hes gonna give me a ticket for everything he can find!" he walks to the passenger door, and asks me "sir, please step out of the vehicle and follow my to my car." ...my heart was friggin racing. and my girlfriend...she was even more scared than me lol. so i walk over to his car, and he says "please get in the vehicle" . o.0' "ok officer," i managed to squeak out. I get in, leaving the door open (i guess i thought about running lol not an intelligent idea). He says "please close the door." so i do it. he turns on his car, searches in the computer for my info (at this point id given him my drivers license and insurance). all of a sudden, he asks me "so what brings you all the way out her from plano?" (i was about two hundred miles from where i live). so i tell him how im out there to see my grandma for her birthday ( the truth btw she turned 77) and he starts talking to me about the area she lived in, then we start talking about the drive up, and then we move on to my car, and then i looked up and so his camera feed in the headling and i was like "thats so cool. ive never been in a cop car before so i didnt know thats how it looked." it made him laugh so he showed me how he could switch to a camera that was apparently right in front of my face the whole time that showed an interior view of the cop car. we talk for a few more minutes and he finally tells me the reason he pulled me over: no front plate. He gave me a warning, told me a shorter route to get where i was going, and told me to drive safe. all in all we hung out in his vehicle for like 15 minutes! and when i got back to my car, my girlfriend was freaking out cause she thought i was about to be arrested lol. but she realized that shed be cool with that, and sais "i would have gotten to drive your car though!" ....hell no __________________ Passport 9500i HW\|Short Tail Exhaust\|Evo-r CF Fangs & Fog\|Blacked Out Roof\|Status Elite Intake 19/22\|AUTO Shift Boot DIY\|GTR Button\|Rear Limo Tint\|S2carbonworks hood dampeners\|Falken Rt-7m 20"s w/Jade Project Mu Tuner Lugs\|P:JDM Oil Cap\|Tow Hook\|SOLD

08-26-2011, 11:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
FL 4Motion A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: FL Posts: 4,776 Drives: Baby Shark Rep Power: 701615	I've never been pulled over and not gotten a ticket.

08-27-2011, 12:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
xdeslitx A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Tu-jungle, CA Posts: 13,045 Drives: Yaris Rep Power: 62	"buwaka ng ina mo"

08-27-2011, 08:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
RandyD A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Potomac Falls, VA Posts: 2,977 Drives: 2010 370z 7AT Roadst Rep Power: 20	good for you. bring some of those same donuts next week...

08-27-2011, 08:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Red__Zed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: window seat Posts: 28,940 Drives: Mostly on two wheels Rep Power: 119	Not at all surprising sir. I bet he didn't ticket you because he was worried your car would eat him. You are pretty slick

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