Either I met the nicest Z loving cop on Earth or I'm just that slick :-)

birdmanx1 · 08-26-2011, 09:07 PM

On the way home from running some errands all day long, I got pulled over by an officer on an empty freeway not too far from my house. I pulled over once I spotted the officer, stopped the engine and put the keys on top of the roof and waited for officer to catch up ... valuable time to think fast

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Officer# So do you know why I stopped you?
birdman with the dumbest French accident# Let me guess officer, my dumb a$$ was speeding right?
Officer# Yes you were, any reason why?
birdman# Well, I was trying to run away from hurricane Irene and grab some provisions.
Officer looking amuzed# Well you know it won't get here till tomorrow and that you are way too early ... Wait here!

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Final tally, repair order for front tint, get front plate installed ... saving close to 1k worth of fines. This had to be without any doubt the nicest officer I've dealt with, ever. Do you care sharing any instance when you somehow got away from an imminent ticket/fine and pulled it off? Please fine gents & ladies, do so with respect of law and enforcement

1cleans13 · 08-26-2011, 09:12 PM

Lucky you!!

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bigaudiofanat · 08-26-2011, 10:31 PM

Bird you know only I can get away with going 120 without traction control and not get caught. HOW dare you try!!! LOLZ

birdmanx1 · 08-26-2011, 11:28 PM

I was very lucky Will, any other officer in that position would have slapped those fines without any pause but this one didn't. I guess now is that time to see the eye doc for the need for tint

.

Matt, I tried to follow in your squid marks, see where that got me. Hey dude, riding shotgun when you bring your Altima back down in MD. I will need you for the extra speakers

FL 4Motion · 08-26-2011, 11:46 PM

I've never been pulled over and not gotten a ticket.

xdeslitx · 08-27-2011, 12:18 AM

"buwaka ng ina mo"

Majorwoody · 08-28-2011, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by xdeslitx

"buwaka ng ina mo"

hahahahaaaaaaaa

birdmanx1 · 08-28-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by somatic

i guess no one else wants to share stories today lol

lol no worries dude, they are coming, I can feel it

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Originally Posted by Majorwoody

hahahahaaaaaaaa

bigaudiofanat · 08-27-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

I was very lucky Will, any other officer in that position would have slapped those fines without any pause but this one didn't. I guess now is that time to see the eye doc for the need for tint

.

Matt, I tried to follow in your squid marks, see where that got me. Hey dude, riding shotgun when you bring your Altima back down in MD. I will need you for the extra speakers

You never fallow a crazy white mans driving skillz.

I will happy to take you for a ride, check out my log I did a nice oil change last weekend and will soon be doing the audio.

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by somatic

so i walk over to his car, and he says "please get in the vehicle" . o.0' "ok officer," i managed to squeak out. I get in, leaving the door open (i guess i thought about running lol not an intelligent idea). He says "please close the door." so i do it.

Awesome story dude, I bet he had a kick watching you be dumbfounded by the situation. It's stories like yours about cool cops such as the one you ran into that never get out. All you see on TV is this

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Not at all surprising sir.

I bet he didn't ticket you because he was worried your car would eat him.
You are pretty slick

LMAO bro, I learn from the best (YOU). For once in my life, I can be thankful of the dumb french fries accent had TROOPER been on the car there wouldn't even be any tint ticket

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Originally Posted by bigaudiofanat

You never fallow a crazy white mans driving skillz.

I will happy to take you for a ride, check out my log I did a nice oil change last weekend and will soon be doing the audio.

HAHAHAHA I told you that after you pulled up in like a boss in my neighborhood broski!!! Am I glad you didn't drive the R8 when we were down here? we would have been dead by now. In for the ride when you come down this way and excited about the audio, pls let me know what I need to get ahead of time so you don't do multiple trips

RandyD · 08-27-2011, 08:31 AM

good for you.

bring some of those same donuts next week...

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

I've never been pulled over and not gotten a ticket.

LOL how did you manage to do that man?

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Originally Posted by xdeslitx

"buwaka ng ina mo"

dude, I had all kinds of bad words in different languages going through my head.

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Originally Posted by dnasty370z

F*** the police

Nawww man, most are truly doing their job. This was the nicest I've dealt with, there has been a few I can say the same for but in the end they enforce the law.

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Originally Posted by RandyD

good for you.
bring some of those same donuts next week...

ah good idea, we all need to work on different accent too Randy. Work on your scarface accent that'll save you if you get pulled over.

cow · 08-27-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by dnasty370z

F*** the police

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

Nawww man, most are truly doing their job.

This. Go be sixteen-years-old on another site.

birdmanx1 · 08-27-2011, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by cow

This. Go be sixteen-years-old on another site.

Not sure who that message is intended for but I specifically asked peers members to share instances when they somehow got away from an expected ticket/fine WITH respect of the men and women in law enforcement

cow · 08-27-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

Not sure who that message is intended for but I specifically asked peers members to share instances when they somehow got away from an expected ticket/fine WITH respect of the men and women in law enforcement

Seemed pretty obvious it was intended at broke *** Dr Dre.

08-26-2011, 09:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
birdmanx1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 95 Posts: 3,175 Drives: 370z Nismo Rep Power: 23	Either I met the nicest Z loving cop on Earth or I'm just that slick :-) On the way home from running some errands all day long, I got pulled over by an officer on an empty freeway not too far from my house. I pulled over once I spotted the officer, stopped the engine and put the keys on top of the roof and waited for officer to catch up ... valuable time to think fast . Officer# So do you know why I stopped you? birdman with the dumbest French accident# Let me guess officer, my dumb a$$ was speeding right? Officer# Yes you were, any reason why? birdman# Well, I was trying to run away from hurricane Irene and grab some provisions. Officer looking amuzed# Well you know it won't get here till tomorrow and that you are way too early ... Wait here! ( Click to show/hide ) Final tally, repair order for front tint, get front plate installed ... saving close to 1k worth of fines. This had to be without any doubt the nicest officer I've dealt with, ever. Do you care sharing any instance when you somehow got away from an imminent ticket/fine and pulled it off? Please fine gents & ladies, do so with respect of law and enforcement __________________ 370Z NISMO #0462 \| ClearBra \| 3M tint \| Head/Taillights \| Dynamat \| Black Roof \| Tommy Kaira HB \| CF Parts \| Berk HFCs \| FI SS \| NST Pulleys \| Takeda aFe \| K&N \| H&R Spacers \| Swift Spec R \| SPC F&R \| Zuperman M370 Nismo Vid \| Nismo Journal \| Nismo Rumble Last edited by birdmanx1; 08-27-2011 at 11:09 AM.

08-26-2011, 09:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
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08-26-2011, 10:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
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08-26-2011, 11:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
birdmanx1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 95 Posts: 3,175 Drives: 370z Nismo Rep Power: 23	I was very lucky Will, any other officer in that position would have slapped those fines without any pause but this one didn't. I guess now is that time to see the eye doc for the need for tint . Matt, I tried to follow in your squid marks, see where that got me. Hey dude, riding shotgun when you bring your Altima back down in MD. I will need you for the extra speakers __________________ 370Z NISMO #0462 \| ClearBra \| 3M tint \| Head/Taillights \| Dynamat \| Black Roof \| Tommy Kaira HB \| CF Parts \| Berk HFCs \| FI SS \| NST Pulleys \| Takeda aFe \| K&N \| H&R Spacers \| Swift Spec R \| SPC F&R \| Zuperman M370 Nismo Vid \| Nismo Journal \| Nismo Rumble

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