The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIX

Spooler · 02-05-2021, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.

Just had Roast, Potatoes, and Carrots. I am surprised everyone's nose hairs aren't singed on here reading this. Good lord, it's bad. LMAO!!!!! I would have been laughing and farting in that meeting.....

madwi · 02-05-2021, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

Just had Roast, Potatoes, and Carrots. I am surprised everyone's nose hairs aren't singed on here reading this. Good lord, it's bad. LMAO!!!!! I would have been laughing and farting in that meeting.....

Every single person had the thought to rip a, hopefully, silent one during the meeting. Everyone but Mike cause Mike is a **** and no longer works with us.

johnxxx · 02-05-2021, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

You made FI Instagram page

Me too! #99 - MA Motorsports !

Ghostvette · 02-05-2021, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.

Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'....

Leingod · 02-05-2021, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'....

Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.

johnxxx · 02-05-2021, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.

How does one even know this? lol

Rusty · 02-05-2021, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.

You should have worked at some of the places I have worked at.

Just about anything went.

Especially after a meeting with HR.

If you are going to blame me for something that I didn't do. I'm doing it right in front of you. That was our moto. Kim from HR, it was all she could do to keep from pissing herself at times.

Rusty · 02-05-2021, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by johnxxx

I've must of missed the memo on these important life lessons

When you got a turd trying to get out. We called that turtling. Like the head of a turtle going in and out.

madwi · 02-05-2021, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

When you got a turd trying to get out. We called that turtling. Like the head of a turtle going in and out.

Now to get specific, here we call it turtle heading when its poking out and aint going back in.

jwick · 02-05-2021, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'....

Nope. Prairie dogging is completely different.

jwick · 02-05-2021, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by johnxxx

How does one even know this? lol

Never seen Lampoons Vegas Vacation?

redondoaveb · 02-05-2021, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by johnxxx

Me too! #99 - MA Motorsports !

Congrats. I saw that and wondered if it was someone one here

redondoaveb · 02-05-2021, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Now to get specific, here we call it turtle heading when its poking out and aint going back in.

I thought that was called "growing a tail"

JLarson · 02-05-2021, 12:31 PM

Remember that farts are the screams of trapped and dying poop!

Ghostvette · 02-05-2021, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.

Okay... so 'carpet bomb' is like 'cropdusting'.... Got it....

Reason I thought it was the same as 'prairie dogging' is that in a cube farm, people pop up out of their cubes like prairie dogs......

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