The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIX

Rusty · 02-05-2021, 07:47 AM

I'z up.

Just want to go back to bed.

Wifey is calling the renter to tell him about the A/C, and hot water tank.

old guy · 02-05-2021, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I'z up.

Just want to go back to bed.

Wifey is calling the renter to tell him about the A/C, and hot water tank.

Does that mean no rental?

Rusty · 02-05-2021, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by old guy

Does that mean no rental?

He's taking it. Going to see if he can get a new board and have it shipping to his campground.

Ghostvette · 02-05-2021, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Yahoo it is another Happy Friday as it is payday! I need my money tree to grow some new leaves. I will get my first vaccine shot today at about noon as well. Got to get my immune system boosted so I can stay healthy to drive my boosted baby. I am hoping today is the day she is actually shows up and I can take her to get her heart jump started. So many upgrades to share and enjoy. Well it is off to the salt mine to get briefed on a employee misconduct allegation that I will be investigating. Why can't people just do their jobs. Be well today and continue to stay safe and sanitary.

Someone pass gas in the lunchroom?

madwi · 02-05-2021, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Someone pass gas in the lunchroom?

We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.

Spooler · 02-05-2021, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.

Just had Roast, Potatoes, and Carrots. I am surprised everyone's nose hairs aren't singed on here reading this. Good lord, it's bad. LMAO!!!!! I would have been laughing and farting in that meeting.....

madwi · 02-05-2021, 10:57 AM

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Just had Roast, Potatoes, and Carrots. I am surprised everyone's nose hairs aren't singed on here reading this. Good lord, it's bad. LMAO!!!!! I would have been laughing and farting in that meeting.....

Every single person had the thought to rip a, hopefully, silent one during the meeting. Everyone but Mike cause Mike is a **** and no longer works with us.

Ghostvette · 02-05-2021, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.

Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'....

Leingod · 02-05-2021, 11:22 AM

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Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'....

Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.

jwick · 02-05-2021, 11:34 AM

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Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'....

Nope. Prairie dogging is completely different.

Hotrodz · 02-05-2021, 01:22 PM

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Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'....

Or turttling!

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Rusty · 02-05-2021, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.

You should have worked at some of the places I have worked at.

Just about anything went.

Especially after a meeting with HR.

If you are going to blame me for something that I didn't do. I'm doing it right in front of you. That was our moto. Kim from HR, it was all she could do to keep from pissing herself at times.

Hotrodz · 02-05-2021, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.

LMAO, me and the CEO had that conversation about facts are always funny no matter if you are 3 or 93!

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Hotrodz · 02-05-2021, 01:15 PM

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Someone pass gas in the lunchroom?

COVID TEST!!!

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madwi · 02-05-2021, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

Yahoo it is another Happy Friday as it is payday! I need my money tree to grow some new leaves. I will get my first vaccine shot today at about noon as well. Got to get my immune system boosted so I can stay healthy to drive my boosted baby. I am hoping today is the day she is actually shows up and I can take her to get her heart jump started. So many upgrades to share and enjoy. Well it is off to the salt mine to get briefed on a employee misconduct allegation that I will be investigating. Why can't people just do their jobs. Be well today and continue to stay safe and sanitary.

Nice, first shot is no big deal, give the injection site a good ol zoren rub and it will relieve most of the knotted feeling the next day. Keep up on the immune boost especially the week before you get the second shot. Some of my pussy coworkers had to take the day off after the second shot saying they felt terrible. I didnt feel 100% normal but not sick, just kind of off but I did get a headache for about 5 hours and then I felt perfectly fine again.

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