The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXV

Zoren 370 · 03-17-2020, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I just remembered I'm 40 pounds overweight. No grocery store needed

What no kidding 40lbs? See that happened to me when I worked for 2 years at home from 150lbs blew up to 210lbs.
And Im only 4’11”

Drinking soda, munching chips and watching porn on my breaks!

Im not gonna do that again.

Zingston · 03-17-2020, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

What no kidding 40lbs? See that happened to me when I worked for 2 years at home from 150lbs blew up to 210lbs.
And Im only 4’11”

Drinking soda, munching chips and watching porn on my breaks!

Im not gonna do that again.

Yeah... I'm not buying it. I'm guessing you'll continue the porn thing for sure!

FPenvy · 03-17-2020, 01:24 PM

sooooo found out im technically not on a "contract" i have no set end date at work.

so i can be done at any time but will get a 3 week notice then my separation check.

hmmm maybe exhaust still has a chance but with virus making job market seem dead think i should still hold off.

Zoren 370 · 03-17-2020, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Yeah... I'm not buying it. I'm guessing you'll continue the porn thing for sure!

Your not getting my point Zington. Certainly I would never stop porn..I was even watching porn on a stop light when I was rear end and totaled my car.

But you missed something about my height Im only 4’ feet but 11” long down there.

I can even do a one point stand with both feet and arms off the ground!

Ask Spoiler he has a picture of me wearing a cowboy suit with my donkey!

madwi · 03-17-2020, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Madwi, I've seen pictures.... are you sure you could make it around the block running? It might have a bad outcome....

Stick to the sauna suit.....

yeah man, I move surprisingly fast for a fat man. I can make it around the block.

Rusty · 03-17-2020, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy

i got on the scale with clothes this weekend......150.9 lol

Fvkin' lightweight.

If I was that light. I would be just a pile of bones with some of the bones missing.

Zoren 370 · 03-17-2020, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

yeah man, I move surprisingly fast for a fat man. I can make it around the block.

Yeah because I just installed a twin turbo in your rectum when you had your appointment with me last year!

How much fart psi are you running now?

Zoren 370 · 03-17-2020, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Fvkin' lightweight.

If I was that light. I would be just a pile of bones with some of the bones missing.

Rusty that is actually expected with FP he only has one scrotum to begin with.. thus the light weight.

Rusty · 03-17-2020, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

yeah man, I move surprisingly fast for a fat man. I can make it around the block.

I don't know. It was a tight squeeze under JL's Z for you. You had trouble getting under it.

Zoren 370 · 03-17-2020, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Fvkin' lightweight.

If I was that light. I would be just a pile of bones with some of the bones missing.

Yeah with your bonner missing you will be that light! That alone weighs a ton if Im not mistaken.

FPenvy · 03-17-2020, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Fvkin' lightweight.

If I was that light. I would be just a pile of bones with some of the bones missing.

trying to be slightly fit lol

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Rusty that is actually expected with FP he only has one scrotum to begin with.. thus the light weight.

about the heaviest part on me

madwi · 03-17-2020, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I don't know. It was a tight squeeze under JL's Z for you. You had trouble getting under it.

yeah, I did almost pierce my nipples a couple times on safety wire crawling in and out.

asht · 03-17-2020, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy

i just remembered i got like 100lbs of deer meat in my freezer. no grocery store needed lol

Can I send you my address? Love Venison

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asht · 03-17-2020, 02:44 PM

I lost 70 pounds in a year. Feel much healthier.

Lost over a thousand in a strip club, did not feel healthier

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FPenvy · 03-17-2020, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by asht

Can I send you my address? Love Venison

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might be cheaper for me to just fly over and kill one for you right now lol

not gonna lie i had to google what deer are even in the UK and now i kinda wanna come over lol racks on the red deer look amazing. one of those on the mantle would be awesome.

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