The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXV

Rusty · 03-07-2020, 08:06 AM

Oh........chit.........I just got a telegram from Western Union from the asylum. It says that Zoren escaped. Not to have any contact with him because he has a monkey virus in his azz that he got from a hamster. Also said that someone from a Z form sent him the hamster. The hamster was fearing for it's life.

So.......who here has an azz monkey and a hamster? Hmmmmm

Zoren 370 · 03-07-2020, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Hey Zoren..........I'm surprised that they let you out of the asylum. I told them to keep you in a round padded room with no windows. And to tell you that there is a set of keys to a new C8 in the corner of the room. You looking for the keys in the corner of of round room would keep you busy for a long time. Why did they let you out?

Well a snitch ( like Judas but his name starts with
an R) told me about the medical condition of Spoiler and I pleaded to have 48 hrs pass just to visit and check on him.

The poor guy have a lot of some kind of organism pollinating his Azz. They said he had it years ago when he was 19 years old while having drinking spree with bunch of red necks and they molested him one after the other.., you know that scene when Jodi Foster got nailed on the pin ball machine?

It’s terrible man he is currently having psychiatric therapy from the ordeal he went through.

But Im glad his spirits are high and hoping to go to Zday but he has to bring a donut seat at all times.

The psychiatrist said he has Harvey Weinstein syndrome.

bunk · 03-07-2020, 08:52 AM

Zoren, you should use the insurance money to put a down payment on a C8

eastwest2300 · 03-07-2020, 09:23 AM

just got back from a little over 5 mile run.. nismo is zonked.. me, im feel'n good duudes.

Zoren 370 · 03-07-2020, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Zoren, you should use the insurance money to put a down payment on a C8

Well thought about that but my future career is more important. Im saving up for a penile implant as soon I get paroled in the asylum.
I do want to have a career at the adult industry.

They need Asian male for a R rated movie “ Enter the Dragon Azz”

Well thank you for the advice.

Once I get my implant Im sure it would be bigger than that monkey of Spoiler! Im so excited! I’ll post pictures when Jar is napping at work.

jchammond · 03-07-2020, 11:28 AM

Inside brewing my morning coffee

Found an old shriveled up paper filter (last one) and that biatch layed over to the side & fubarred up

Managed to screen & salvage a bit, but didn’t get the job done

Bout to pour up

jchammond · 03-07-2020, 11:31 AM

Been to Lowe’s & Publix this morning

About once a month Publix has 10$ off gas cards w/50$ purchase

Those are tax free; so it’s like only paying $1.59 per gallon for cheap gas vs. the 1.99 regular price

Drive 1,000 miles on $40 worth of gas

Zoren 370 · 03-07-2020, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

i 'ont know whatchu talk'n bout duude..

Oh I see copying the defense of your boss from above after satisfying himself with Stormy Daniels!

You got to love Politics.

eastwest2300 · 03-07-2020, 11:50 AM

duudes.

eastwest2300 · 03-07-2020, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Oh I see copying the defense of your boss from above after satisfying himself with Stormy Daniels!

You got to love Politics.

bunk · 03-07-2020, 01:15 PM

Anyone know how to remove this type of retaining clip?

abm89 · 03-07-2020, 01:52 PM

try a flat-head to pry the clip open and maybe slide it off?

jchammond · 03-07-2020, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bunk

Anyone know how to remove this type of retaining clip?

Pull the center piece out & away from center stud & then slide to the side...there will be a larger hole on backside. Slide across it & pull it off

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jchammond · 03-07-2020, 01:56 PM

It’s spring steel; so it takes a little effort

jchammond · 03-07-2020, 01:58 PM

The corrosion looks almost like these zinc coated bolts I’m removing

03-07-2020, 08:06 AM	#4936 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 69 Posts: 35,517 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684439	Oh........chit.........I just got a telegram from Western Union from the asylum. It says that Zoren escaped. Not to have any contact with him because he has a monkey virus in his azz that he got from a hamster. Also said that someone from a Z form sent him the hamster. The hamster was fearing for it's life. So.......who here has an azz monkey and a hamster? Hmmmmm JARblue, Zoren 370, Hotrodz and 4 others like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

03-07-2020, 08:52 AM	#4938 (permalink)
bunk A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Southern California Posts: 4,077 Drives: 2010 370z Roadster Rep Power: 2684370	Zoren, you should use the insurance money to put a down payment on a C8 Rusty, Zoren 370, Hotrodz and 2 others like this. __________________ -Drop in K&N Filter -Invidia Gemini CBE -Z1 Oil Cooler -Swift Springs - EcuTek -Forgestar F14 -SPL Camber Links -Akebono BBK Upgrade -Z1 Premium SS Lines -SPL Diff Bushings -SPL FUCAs - BellRaceworks Diff Brace

03-07-2020, 09:23 AM	#4939 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,031 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	just got back from a little over 5 mile run.. nismo is zonked.. me, im feel'n good duudes. God-Speed, Hotrodz, jchammond and 2 others like this. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

03-07-2020, 11:28 AM	#4941 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 58 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684395	Inside brewing my morning coffee Found an old shriveled up paper filter (last one) and that biatch layed over to the side & fubarred up Managed to screen & salvage a bit, but didn’t get the job done Bout to pour up old guy and redondoaveb like this. __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

03-07-2020, 11:31 AM	#4942 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 58 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684395	Been to Lowe’s & Publix this morning About once a month Publix has 10$ off gas cards w/50$ purchase Those are tax free; so it’s like only paying $1.59 per gallon for cheap gas vs. the 1.99 regular price Drive 1,000 miles on $40 worth of gas Hotrodz, Ghostvette, sx moneypit and 6 others like this. __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

03-07-2020, 11:50 AM	#4944 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,031 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	duudes. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

03-07-2020, 01:52 PM	#4947 (permalink)
abm89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 1,390 Drives: 11 370Z, 2x Kawasaki Rep Power: 64764	try a flat-head to pry the clip open and maybe slide it off? JARblue, Hotrodz, Ghostvette and 3 others like this. __________________ Complete Parts List: https://github.com/abm89/ztouge-build

03-07-2020, 01:56 PM	#4949 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 58 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684395	It’s spring steel; so it takes a little effort JARblue, Hotrodz, redondoaveb and 1 others like this. __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

03-07-2020, 01:58 PM	#4950 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 58 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684395	The corrosion looks almost like these zinc coated bolts I’m removing JARblue, Hotrodz, old guy and 2 others like this. __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

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