The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIV

eastwest2300 · 01-10-2020, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Yeah imma let you tell me how that works out in Miami before I go that route

trust me, im gonna get a good one duude...

Rusty · 01-10-2020, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

find you a latina duude... they're delicious in every way imaginable.

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Yeah imma let you tell me how that works out in Miami before I go that route

Don't get them mad at you. They will cut your nut sack with a piece of broken glass while you sleep.

Wifey is 50% hispanic, and 25% native american indian, The rest is a mix of irish, scottish, and who knows what.

eastwest2300 · 01-10-2020, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Don't get them mad at you. They will cut your nut sack with a piece of broken glass while you sleep.

Wifey is 50% hispanic, and 25% native american indian, The rest is a mix of irish, scottish, and who knows what.

i know this duude... be good to them, and they'll be good to you.. simple.

Rusty · 01-10-2020, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

trust me, im gonna get a good one duude...

How deep are your pockets? They love their gold.

eastwest2300 · 01-10-2020, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

How deep are your pockets? They love their gold.

whatever it takes duude...

BettyZ · 01-10-2020, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Don't get them mad at you. They will cut your nut sack with a piece of broken glass while you sleep.

Wifey is 50% hispanic, and 25% native american indian, The rest is a mix of irish, scottish, and who knows what.

Ya know, that was my primary concern too lol

BettyZ · 01-10-2020, 08:46 PM

On the plus side.. I was told that my bonus would be "more satisfying than a night with three underage Thai hookers - and you could afford two years of those nights with this bonus."

Since I no longer have to splurge on a diamond, I can pay off the Z this March.

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eastwest2300 · 01-10-2020, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Ya know, that was my primary concern too lol

eastwest2300 · 01-10-2020, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

On the plus side.. I was told that my bonus would be "more satisfying than a night with three underage Thai hookers - and you could afford two years of those nights with this bonus."

Since I no longer have to splurge on a diamond, I can pay off the Z this March.

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Spooler · 01-10-2020, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

The dog held a higher priority in her life than I did. Last NYE, she's upset she had to leave the dog w a dog sitter. She went everywhere with it. We never hung out w/o it there. It was like she was caring for a special-needs child; it held all of her attention. We slept in different beds bc I wouldn't allow it in my bed. She'd rather sleep w it than w me.

Spoke to some mutual friends about it; general consensus was that unadulterated love you get from a dog was what she expected from her partner, and that doesn't happen in real life. So she prioritized the dog bc that was giving her what she wanted.

This is where I would joke about how I should have told her to get a cat; but this issue would have come up eventually regardless.

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Yeah, that is a problem. My wife never puts her animals ahead of me. Even if she is Elle May Clampet.

redondoaveb · 01-10-2020, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler

Yeah, that is a problem. My wife never puts her animals ahead of me. Even if she is Elle May Clampet.

You got Ellie Mae, Betty got Jethro

BettyZ · 01-10-2020, 09:22 PM

R. Kelly's GFs. The one on the right posted bail today after being arrested for beating the *** of the one on the left.

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eastwest2300 · 01-10-2020, 09:34 PM

Rusty · 01-10-2020, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

You got Ellie Mae, Betty got Jethro

LMFAO

eastwest2300 · 01-10-2020, 09:34 PM

cant we all just get along?

01-10-2020, 08:46 PM	#8767 (permalink)
BettyZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Chicagoland Age: 37 Posts: 5,261 Drives: A Garage Queen Rep Power: 2684370	On the plus side.. I was told that my bonus would be "more satisfying than a night with three underage Thai hookers - and you could afford two years of those nights with this bonus." Since I no longer have to splurge on a diamond, I can pay off the Z this March. Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk jwick, JARblue, Rusty and 6 others like this. __________________ '14 MB Nismo \| Boost Lab 6870 1.32 AR 553 HP / 471 ft.-lbs. Betty Mods

01-10-2020, 09:22 PM	#8772 (permalink)
BettyZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Chicagoland Age: 37 Posts: 5,261 Drives: A Garage Queen Rep Power: 2684370	R. Kelly's GFs. The one on the right posted bail today after being arrested for beating the *** of the one on the left. Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk Rusty, Hotrodz, Ghostvette and 2 others like this. __________________ '14 MB Nismo \| Boost Lab 6870 1.32 AR 553 HP / 471 ft.-lbs. Betty Mods Last edited by BettyZ; 01-10-2020 at 09:35 PM.

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01-10-2020, 09:34 PM	#8775 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,815 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684549	cant we all just get along? Hotrodz, Spooler, old guy and 2 others like this. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

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