The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIV

Rusty · 12-04-2019, 09:53 PM

Toad Licking

I think not............

eastwest2300 · 12-04-2019, 09:57 PM

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Toad Licking

I think not............

Rusty · 12-04-2019, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

You want to get high?

eastwest2300 · 12-04-2019, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You want to get high?

no.

Rusty · 12-04-2019, 10:01 PM

Had to take a trip to the bathroom. Smeared my azzhole with Vaseline to prepare myself for what was coming.

By the time I got done. The Vaseline was gone.

Think I only got 1st degree burns on it. When I wiped my azz. I could smell the toilet paper starting to burn.

I went to flush and looked down in the bowl. It was looking back at me with green eyes.

That nuclear waste I ate, mutated what was in me.

eastwest2300 · 12-04-2019, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Had to take a trip to the bathroom. Smeared my azzhole with Vaseline to prepare myself for what was coming.

By the time I got done. The Vaseline was gone.

Think I only got 1st degree burns on it. When I wiped my azz. I could smell the toilet paper starting to burn.

I went to flush and looked down in the bowl. It was looking back at me with green eyes.

That nuclear waste I ate, mutated what was in me.

redondoaveb · 12-04-2019, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Had to take a trip to the bathroom. Smeared my azzhole with Vaseline to prepare myself for what was coming.

By the time I got done. The Vaseline was gone.

Think I only got 1st degree burns on it. When I wiped my azz. I could smell the toilet paper starting to burn.

I went to flush and looked down in the bowl. It was looking back at me with green eyes.

That nuclear waste I ate, mutated what was in me.

Rusty · 12-04-2019, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win.

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.

Zingston · 12-04-2019, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win.

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.

Yep, that tapeworm is toast!

eastwest2300 · 12-05-2019, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win.

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.

Zingston · 12-04-2019, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Toad Licking

I think not............

Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

Hotrodz · 12-04-2019, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

LMAO, Colorado River toads (Bufo alvarius) are very large ugly critters. They were plentiful at the farm my brother-in-law used to run. My one dog would chase them and catch them. His eyes would get glassy and watery. His nose would run and he sneeze and stagger around the yard. It was hilarious!

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Zingston · 12-04-2019, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

LMAO, Colorado River toads (Bufo alvarius) are very large ugly critters. They were plentiful at the farm my brother-in-law used to run. My one dog would chase them and catch them. His eyes would get glassy and watery. His nose would run and he sneeze and stagger around the yard. It was hilarious!

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So... what type of "farm" was that???

eastwest2300 · 12-05-2019, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

reported!

Rusty · 12-05-2019, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

You ever wonder how is process came about?

The first guy. Picks up the the toad. Nope, he's dead.

Second guy. Using gloves. Picks up the toad. So far, so good. Licks toad. Nope, he's dead.

3rd guy. Using gloves, and glass rod. Good so far. Licks glass rod. Nope, he's dead.

4th guy. Using gloves, glass rod. Let's it dry. Licks the powder. Nope, he's dead.

5th guy. Doing all the above. And smoking weed. Gets some powder on his weed and gets stoned out of his mind.

12-04-2019, 09:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 69 Posts: 35,449 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	Toad Licking I think not............ __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

12-04-2019, 10:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 69 Posts: 35,449 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	Had to take a trip to the bathroom. Smeared my azzhole with Vaseline to prepare myself for what was coming. By the time I got done. The Vaseline was gone. Think I only got 1st degree burns on it. When I wiped my azz. I could smell the toilet paper starting to burn. I went to flush and looked down in the bowl. It was looking back at me with green eyes. That nuclear waste I ate, mutated what was in me. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

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