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Today is the halfway point of my “beauty treatments”. Would someone please have a beer for me... and maybe some bacon...
Are you eating ok? Any issues?
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Are you eating ok? Any issues?
Well a few issues...

My taste buds blew out days ago, then my swallower closed off and my speaking ability ended... I was drinking straight Lidocaine to make that happen but it quit being effective

Today the Doc decided to give me a different script that allows me to numb my throat then swallow soft stuff and drink water for about 15 mins before the numbness goes away. He is planning on mainlining my bacon smoothies right straight into my stomach next week if things don’t change

At this point, I would sooner be whacked off by Edward Scissorhands then continue on this fun trip

However when this is over, I will make it up to myself 20 times over...

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Well a few issues...

My taste buds blew out days ago, then my swallower closed off and my speaking ability ended... I was drinking straight Lidocaine to make that happen but it quit being effective

Today the Doc decided to give me a different script that allows me to numb my throat then swallow soft stuff and drink water for about 15 mins before the numbness goes away. He is planning on mainlining my bacon smoothies right straight into my stomach next week if things don’t change

At this point, I would sooner be whacked off by Edward Scissorhands then continue on this fun trip

However when this over, I will make it up to myself 20 times over...

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Well a few issues...

My taste buds blew out days ago, then my swallower closed off and my speaking ability ended... I was drinking straight Lidocaine to make that happen but it quit being effective

Today the Doc decided to give me a different script that allows me to numb my throat then swallow soft stuff and drink water for about 15 mins before the numbness goes away. He is planning on mainlining my bacon smoothies right straight into my stomach next week if things don’t change

At this point, I would sooner be whacked off by Edward Scissorhands then continue on this fun trip

However when this over, I will make it up to myself 20 times over...

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Hang in there buddy. You knew this was going to be a rough ride. It's half over. Didn't think about the feeding tube, Zoren could feed you through the butt.
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Hang in there buddy. You knew this was going to be a rough ride. It's half over. Didn't think about the feeding tube, Zoren could feed you through the butt.
Well I try to see the silver lining in all of this. When this is over and I survive it, nothing will be able to phase me.

For instance if someone wants to take a side grinder to my groin or maybe a 3 lb ball peen to my balls it won’t bother me . ..Piece of cake...

Red hot poker to the pooter, bring it on.,

Belt sander to my scrotum, no problemo

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Well I try to see the silver lining in all of this. When this is over and I survive it, nothing will be able to phase me.

For instance if someone wants to take a side grinder to my groin or maybe a 3 lb ball peen to my balls it won’t bother me . ..Piece of cake...

Red hot poker to the pooter, bring it on.,

Belt sander to my scrotum, no problemo

You still got your sense of humor.

BUT if Zoren shows up. You running from him?
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