The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXIII

BettyZ · 09-13-2019, 12:03 AM

GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole.

On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis.

Rusty · 09-13-2019, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole.

On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis.

No..........just your throat closing shut and you can't breath.

I like watching people turning blue and becoming smurfs.

madwi · 09-13-2019, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole.

On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis.

If you have not killed them with holy fire just yet, call a local bee keeper, they would love to get a free queen and relocate the hive.

BettyZ · 09-13-2019, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

If you have not killed them with holy fire just yet, call a local bee keeper, they would love to get a free queen and relocate the hive.

fire was my first choice... but the hive is legit 3 feet from my neighbor's house and I didnt think he'd appreciate if it went awry.

So I started up the ole power washer with a 0 degree angle nozzle, and hit them with holy water instead.

JLarson · 09-13-2019, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

fire was my first choice... but the hive is legit 3 feet from my neighbor's house and I didnt think he'd appreciate if it went awry.

So I started up the ole power washer with a 0 degree angle nozzle, and hit them with holy water instead.

Black powder should be your go-to!

Zingston · 09-13-2019, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

GF been complaining that the neighbor's not-unattractive daughter keeps giving me the eye when she leaves their house to go jogging - hello, yoga pants! So I bought some arbor vitae's to plant along the boundary. Started digging the first hole. Learned that the biggest damn murder-swarm of honeybees known to man had hived up in a rotten timber next to said hole.

On the plus side, so many stings = never having to worry about arthritis.

The bees are trying to tell you something vis a vis your hot yoga pant'ed neighbor.

sx moneypit · 09-13-2019, 07:06 AM

Good morning friends!

TGIF!

Rusty · 09-13-2019, 08:02 AM

I'z up.

I'm a barely functioning human being at the moment.

BettyZ · 09-13-2019, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

The bees are trying to tell you something vis a vis your hot yoga pant'ed neighbor.

That I should "sting" her until she goes into anaphylactic shock?

I like your style, sir and/or ma'am!

JLarson · 09-13-2019, 11:37 AM

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That I should "sting" her until she goes into anaphylactic shock?

I thought he was saying you need to carry her off to your hive, and feed her royal jelly.

09-13-2019, 12:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
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