The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXIII

Originally Posted by JARblue

Speaking of road rage, I honked at an idiot last week who cut me off. We pulled up to the light and he raged out of his car screaming at me. I looked backwards out my window and politely asked him to double check the striping, informing him I had to brake and swerve to avoid him hitting me in my lane. I don't think he appreciated my calm demeanor as I rolled my eyes at his idiocy and waved him back to his car. He asked how I would like it if he smacked me in the face.

My verbal response: would that make you feel better?
He said it might but then got back in his car

I'm pretty sure his life sucks already, and I can promise it wouldn't have gotten better had he attacked me. I was thinking how I could use that lawsuit money to boost the Z plus it might be fun to drop this jackass in the guise of self-defense.